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ThE wOrLd'S gReAtEsT pRaCTIcAl JoKe
120 tickets only $9.25
that’s appx $.07 CENTS each...
THE CHEAPEST ANYWHERE !!!!!!
ALWAYS A BIG HIT OVER THE APRIL FOOLS SEASON... GET YOURS EARLY!!!!!!
PLAY THE WORLDS GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE IN THE WORLD
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96 JOKE GAG PRANK PHONEY FAKE GAG LOTTO LOTTERY SCRATCHOFF TICKETS
EVERY TICKET WINS $5,000, or $10,000, or $20,000, or $25,000, or $50,000 WHEN SCRATCHED
you will get 8 EACH
Pirates Gold $50,000 winner
Magic Money $50,000 winner
Easy Pickens $25,000 winner
Cosmic Cash $25,000 winner
Billionaires Club $25,000 winner
Big One $25,000 winner
Rags To Riches $25,000 winner
Lots A Loot $20,000 winner
High Roller $20,000 winner
Make Dough $10,000 winner
FastLane $10,000 winner
Spare Change $5,000 winner
Winner will receive 10 of each of the 12 different designs totaling 120 tickets
120 Tickets total
THESE REALLY ARE THE GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE IN THE WORLD !!!
I SELL THE VERY HIGHEST QUALITY JOKE LOTTERY TICKET THERE IS !!!!
When you play this prank on your unsuspecting victim ..... Imagine their faces when they think they won up to $50,000 dollars !!!
These lottery tickets look like they just came from your local lottery retailer or out of the machine at the grocery store. They are so real, same size, same look, same texture, same everything
You should see their face when they realize the ticket is a big winner! It will have you rolling on the ground in laughter!
Mix with real lottery tickets, stuff in birthday cards or just leave one lying around for a random "Victim". They all bite, and bite hard
IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY SCRATCH-OFF & WIN UP TO $50,000 DOLLARS... YOU DECIDE WHEN TO TELL THEM TO READ THE BACK OF THE TICKET WHERE THEY WILL READ: CLAIM FORMS ARE SUPPLIED BY SANTA CLAUS ! WINNING TICKETS OF $50,000 ARE VALID ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS ! ALL WINNERS MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR !
YOUR VICTIMS WILL SPEND YEARS AND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH YOU AND NEVER MATCH THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS PRACTICAL JOKE…. WHILE YOU ONLY SPENT PENNIES …..
TERRIFIC GAGS WHENEVER YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT SPECIAL REVENGE PRACTICAL JOKE!!!
THESE ARE ALWAYS GREAT FOR BIRTHDAYS! WEDDINGS! BBQS! OFFICE PARTIES! FAMILY MEMBERS! PICNICS! OR WHEN YOU NEED TO GET EVEN ……
USE AT PARTIES, AT THE OFFICE, ON FAMILY MEMBERS & FRIENDS...GREAT LAUGHS FOR ALL OCCASIONS!!!
***THEY LOOK & FEEL JUST LIKE THE REAL THING***
**JUST AS AUTHENTIC AS THE REAL LOTTERY TICKETS
**MEGA LAUGHS FOR ONLY A FEW DOLLARS**
THE BEST QUALITY JOKE TICKET AVAILABLE ON E-BAY !!!
others may be selling these tickets and say they are cheaper... but if you really compare product, quality and amount and their shipping rates you will see they ARE NOT CHEAPER !!!! they also sell an inferior product such as older designs on thinner paper type material and the scratchoff material on front usually has no black designs, their scratchoff material usually is simple blank grey only!!! that blank scratchoff material is a dead giveaway that it is inferior !!! Also if the tickets are older they scratchoff material becomes harder and oxidizes to the paper so it doesn’t easily remove when scratched so the numbers underneath actually tear when scratched and then they are illegible !!!. My tickets are printed fresh and guaranteed satisfaction 100% of the time !!
YOU CANNOT BUY THESE ANY CHEAPER ANYWHERE !!!!
YOU CAN NOT BUY A HIGHER QUALITY ANYWHERE !!!
BUY WHOLSALE DIRECT FROM ME HERE ON THIS AUCTION
I AM THE ONLY SELLER OFFERING YOU 12 EXCLUSIVE & UNIQUE DESIGNS
THESE ARE GREAT FOR RESALE.. THEY SELL FOR UP TO $4.00 EACH IN RETAIL GAG, MAGIC SHOPS
RESALE AT FUNDRAISERS, VENDING MACHINES, CARNIVALS, FLEA MARKETS, CONVENIENCE STORES, LIQUOR STORES,
SCRATCH-OFF SCRATCH OFF SCRATCH OFFS SCRATCH-OFFS APRIL FOOLS BEST GAG
SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS only $5.75 !!!!! (within the U.S.)Please add $1.00 cents for ea additional block of 120 tickets (within the U.S. only )
NO international shipping
I will combine shipping fairly on all domestic and International orders
100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS MY GOAL !!! ALL CUSTOMERS ARE HAPPY CHECK MY FEEDBACK... IT SAYS IT ALL BID WITH CONFIDENCE
GREAT FOR AFTER HOLIDAY GIFTS, PRANKS, ETC... CHECK MY AUCTIONS LINK IF YOU WANT MORE AS WELL AND I WILL COMBINE SHIPPING FAIRLY !!!!! 
check out my Ebay Store CLARK- MART WORLD FOR MY "NEW" FANTASY FOOTBALL, GOLF, BOWLING & TEXAS HOLD' EM POKER SCRATCH OFF CARDS THAT GENERATE REVENUE AND ARE FUN FOR CLIENTS!! GREAT FOR BUSINESSES, CLUBS, SPECIAL EVENTS AND MORE.... GREAT PROMOTIONAL TOOLS + LOTS OF FUN!!!
Also check the store for:
childrens toys, books, clothes Hotwheels Matchbox, Johnny Lightnings, and more.......
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I ship every few days! ONCE YOU PAY, YOUR ITEM(S) AUTOMATICALLY GO OUT SO EXPECT THEM A FEW DAYS. LATER I WRITE THESE WORDS SO YOU DONT HAVE TO EMAIL ME ASKING WHEN YOUR ITEMS WILL ARRIVE. IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE PLEASE EMAIL ME ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO SO I CAN INTELLIGENTLY RESEARCH YOUR REQUEST EASILY & QUICKLY.
If you need expedited shipping it is best to contact me first to insure arrangements can be made! and to pay priority shipping. I am not responsible for items that I ship and the USPS does not deliver. That's what insurance is for.
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