Dimensions: 6.75" H.

Material: Solid Resin

Reads: Likes to show off her Botox!

The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

ALL MY GIFT ITEMS ARE NEW & IN THEIR ORIGINAL BOXES!

(Unless otherwise stated)

Large Selection of GREAT GIFT ITEMS

Available in my Ebay Store!

 http://stores.ebay.com/COWGIRLUP-Collectables-and-Gifts

FREE! FREE! FREE!

Shipping available on ALL orders over $150.00

(Within the United States)

(INSURANCE IS OPTIONAL ON ALL ITEMS, NOT INCLUDED WITH FREE SHIPPING)

ATTENTION VIRGINIA RESIDENTS: SALES TAX WILL BE APPLIED TO ALL CALCULATED & FREE SHIPPING OFFERS

PAYMENT METHODS:   Preferred Method of Payment is PayPal. Money Orders, Cashiers Checks and Personal Checks are also accepted. (Items purchased with personal checks will be held until checks clear.)

RETURN POLICY:  Please notify me as soon as items are received if there is a problem! You may either return the damaged item for your entire purchase price less shipping or I will replace the item immediately. I cannot be responsible for items NOT INSURED! Items not as described will be refunded in full plus return shipping, Customers have 10 days from the day you received the item to return it. Refunds are issued at the time the returned item has been received.  ALL items are packaged and shipped very carefully. I work very hard to treat my customer, as I would expect to be treated!

FEEDBACK:  I am committed to satisfaction of your purchase! I am very serious about my feedback, if you are not satisfied with your purchase in any way please give me the opportunity to make it right before leaving feedback.  All my feedback is left at the time item payment is received an item is shipped.

In order to keep my sellers status with Ebay it’s important that I keep my scores as close to five stars  as possible so PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE contact me with any problems before leaving me a bad score.

Did you know?
On eBay, NEUTRAL feedback rating is treated exactly the same as a NEGATIVE feedback. Please do not leave negative or neutral feedback without contact me to help resolve any issue.

SHIPPING:  ALL of my items are shipped USPS or UPS Ground.  ALL items are opened, inspected and resealed before being packaged for shipment. Insurance is optional on all purchases, but I cannot be responsible for uninsured shipments.  ALL are shipped within 24 Hours of Payment being received (Expect for purchases made on weekends or Holidays which are shipped on the first business day that follows). Nothing leaves here without a tracking number. ALL my in state labels are done on line through PayPal.  I email each of my customers with their tracking information, please check your ebay messages, shipping information is emailed as soon as label is printed. I deliver all my packages to the post office daily but the United States Postal Service will no longer scan items as being received so it sometimes takes a couple of days for them to show up in the system.  I have a UPS daily pickup their items are scanned at the time they pick them up.

Additional charges will apply to International Shipments.  (See below for international instructions)

SHIPPING RATE ON THIS ITEM:  Calculated

INSURANCE CLAIMS: I handle all my customers insurance claims.  UPS claims are handled online and they will pickup broken item it wanted. Replacement items are shipped immediately. UPS request items to be held for 10 day. USPS claims are a bit more difficult, USPS requires I have the item to turn in with the claim, which means we have to make arrangements to get the broken item back to me.  I do not like this policy but this is the way USPS does business.

SHIPPING DISCOUNTS: I offer shipping discounts on ALL multi-purchases with Flat Rate Shipping being shipped to the same address in the United States. My discounts vary so most of the time ebay invoicing does not pick up my discounts properly.  The easiest way to ensure you get the correct shipping discounts is to request me to send you a combined invoice, if I haven't already done so. If for some reason you do pay to much, rest assured the overpayment will be refunded! Discounts range from $1.00 to $2.25 for each additional item. Remember on orders over $150.00 shipping is FREE.  

SHIPPING TO DIFFERENT ADDRESS:  I will be glad to ship your purchase to any address requested. I provide gift wrapping and have even included personal notes when requested.  Please contact me and let me know that your purchase is going to a different address than what is stated on ebay.  Paypal customers can make the address change at time of payment.  If you put a note with your payment  they are at the bottom of the payment page and honestly when I get in a hurry I have been known to miss them. So please email me and that way I’ll look for the change.

CONTACT INFORMATION: Please feel free to contact me with any question. Customers can email me direct at nofear@crosslink.net.

ATTENTION INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS:

As of 14 May, 2007 USPS not longer offers Surface or Ground Shipping.

Priority and Global Express ONLY!

I KNOW LONGER OFFER USPS 1ST CLASS INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING BECAUSE THE US POSTAL SERVICE DOES NOT OFFER TRACKING INFORMATION OR INSURANCE ON THIS RATE AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE ALWAYS WARNED ALL MY CUSTOMERS OF THIS THE ONLY NEGATIVE FEEDBACK I HAVE EVER RECEIVED WAS BECAUSE OF A INTERNATIONAL 1ST CLASS SHIPMENT NOT BEING DELIVERED.  I CAN DO MY JOB BY MAKING SURE ITEMS ARE PACKAGED WELL AND SHIPPED ON TIME BUT IN NO WAY SHOULD I BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE USPS NOT DOING THEIRS.  I APPOLIGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MY CAUSE MY INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS BUT MY FEEDBACK AND CUSTOMER SERVICE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND THIS SHIPPING METHOD GIVES ME NO WAY TO TRACK OR FIND A  LOST PACKAGE FOR MY CUSTOMERS.

In order to get an estimate of your shipping cost I will need to know exactly which item or items you are interested in. I provide packaged weight to all my overseas customers so you are able to look for other shipping methods if you wish. NO addition charges are added to USPS International Priority or Express shipping. Insurance is included in these rates.

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