1981 - THE GRANDMOTHERS { DON PRESTON - ELLIOT INGBER - MOTORHEAD JAMES SHERWOOD - JIMMY CARL BLACK { STILL THE INDIAN OF THE GROUP } - BUZZ AND BUNK GARDNER } SELF-TITLED - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - AN ANTHOLOGY OF PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED RECORDINGS BY EX-MEMBERS OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - WEST GERMAN PRESSING - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL PHOTO AND GRANDMOTHERS FAN CLUB ADDRESS OF NORBERT OBERMANNS INNER SLEEVE - MADE IN WEST GERMANY BY TELDEC, HAMBURG AND PRESSED ON THE LINE RECORDS LABEL - 6.24636 - SEE PHOTOS -

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: '59 CHEVY - SWEET FIFTEEN - QUALUDE TO CHAOS AND FINE - A BIT BLUE - MOTORHEAD'S BUMBLE-BEE - BASEMENT THEME DOWNSTAIRS.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: EYE OF AGAMOTO - TRAIL OF TEARS - ONE FOR THE GIRLS - WE DON'T FEED NO LIVESTOCK HERE - I CAN'T BREATHE - THE FIGHT OUT.

A COOL GLOSSY ALBUM COVER WITH NO RING WEAR. EVEN THE RECORD INDENTATION WHICH IS USUALLY MUCH WORSE IN THESE KINDS OF GLOSSY ALBUM COVERS IS ULTRA LIGHT, AND YOU REALLY NEED TO MOVE THE COVER AROUND UNDER A BRIGHT LIGHT TO FIND IT. NO SEAM SPLITS.

I'LL TELL YA, I COULDN'T FIND ANY SURFACE MARKS AT ALL { NOT EVEN ONE MISERABLE SCUFF } ON EITHER SIDE OF THIS RECORD WHILE TURNING IT 'ROUND 'N' ROUND 'TILL GOING VIRTUALLY BLIND UNDER A PAIR OF PRODRUDING 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS. HEY, I DON'T GRADE ANY RECORD THAT I KNOW HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN PLAYED MINT, SO I'LL GRADE IT NEAR MINT, HOWEVER, IF ONE OF THOSE WEASELS CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE ON E-BAY HAD SENT THEIR MINT RECORD IN THIS CONDITION, I MIGHT STILL BE BUYING RECORDS ON E-BAY. EVEN THE ORIGINAL PHOTO { ETC. } INNER SLEEVE HAS NO SEAM SPLITS, ALTOUGH IT DOES HAVE A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION, BUT YOU WON'T BE STAYING UP NIGHTS WORRING ABOUT IT, BECAUSE THE RECORD ALSO COMES WITH A COLLECTORS TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE, AND JUST 'CAUSE WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA SEND YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FREE O' CHARGE. WHAT MORE COULD YEZ WANT? HUH LARRY? 

PAYMENT ONLY BY PAYPAL OR A MONEY ORDER IN US DOLLARS.

NO STINKIN' E-CHECKS!!!, OR ANY OTHER KINDS OF CHECKS.

PAYMENT FROM OUTSIDE OF THE USA BY PAYPAL ONLY.

IF YOU PLAN TO USE PAYPAL, PAY FOR THE RECORD WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE, BUT SINCE I WANT MY LISTINGS TO LOOK LIKE THOSE OF THE BIG TIME SELLERS WHO WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPNG YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: {1}. BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF. {2}. MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT JACKASS IN THE BOX. {3}. ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: {A} NUISENCE [B} BLIMP {3} JACK O' LOAF {4} LARRY'S MOTHER {5} THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. { EVEN IF I REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN }. FINALLY, YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE OVER 2 FEET FROM THE MAIN FRAME OF YOUR BODY. IN THE CASE OF MEN WHO KEEP THIER WALLETS IN THIER BACK PANTS POCKETS, YOU CAN REMOVE YOUR WALLET IF NEEDED TO QUALIFY.

PAYMENT MUST BE RECEIVED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF THE PURCHASE DATE IF SENDING A MONEY ORDER. JUST LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WON'T START CRYING LIKE A BABY TO E-BAY ALL THE WHILE THINKING THAT YOU'RE YET ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. { EVEN IF YOU REALLY ARE }. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ALL NON-PAYING BUYERS NASTY NAMES, SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO " MAMA PLOOKER".

$7.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$8.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$13.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

WANT FEEDBACK? LISTEN TO JMI HENDRIX. SO JUST BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY PAID FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU PURCHASED YOU THINK THAT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THE WORLD WHAT A TERRIFIC PERSON YOU ARE? I'M SURE THAT YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER PRINTS AN ARTICLE ABOUT WHAT AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN YOU ARE EVERYTIME YOU BUY AND ACTUALLY PAY FOR SOMETHING. HEY, WHEN I HAVE TIME I DO LEAVE SOME FEEDBACK FOR PEOPLE, ALTOUGH IT'S KINDA' A WASTE OF TIME. NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAVES WIND UP GETTING THEIR MISERABLE BEHINDS KICKED OFF OF E-BAY AS WELL AS CRAPPY SELLERS WHO RIP PEOPLE OFF. { MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAY }. BUT LOOK, I'M STILL HERE. OK LARRY? 

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, STEVE VAI, LORD BUCKLEY, KING CRIMSON, ALICE COOPER AND VAROUS OTHER ARTISTS ITEMS FOR SALE IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WOW REV., WHAT A GREAT RECORD. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GET IT, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, MY WIFE SAID THAT SHE'LL PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED RECORD. WHAT SHOULD I DO? WELL MY SON, THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM CONFRONTING MANY PEOPLE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET RID OF THAT OLD BATTLE-AXE AND FIND AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRLFRIEND WITH LARGE BREASTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO WHIP YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE THAT YOU DESERVE FOR NOT HAVING PURCHASED THIS RECORD WHEN IT WAS FIRST PRESSED IN THE 70'S. OK, THAT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT CONSIDERING YOUR GEEZER LOOKS AND FINANCIAL STATURE. SO THINK ABOUT IT, I MEAN HOW BAD WOULD GETIING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. SO VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY TO FIND SOME OTHER INCREDIBLE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE ANYWAY, RIGHT? THE ADMISSION IS STILL FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?