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Why pay $$$$$'s for a tiny and worthless plot of land in Scotland and have the Bank, Passport Office and your friends laugh at you and humiliate you when they tell you it is worthless, when you can pay just $29.99 and actually legally change your ID?

 

Prospective purchasers, please note: We do NOT supply fake bumper stickers, fake ID cards, or fake membership cards. Nor do we claim to offer fishing rights to a river which has no fish in it!

This item is 100% genuine and we have over 800 positive feedback to prove it.

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EBAY & PROSPECTIVE PURCHASERS - PLEASE READ THE NOTE AT THE END OF THIS LISTING REGARDING EBAY POLICY & THE LAW

 

eBay - PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A 'BRITISH TITLE'

THIS IS ALSO NOT A LISTING FOR LAND IN SCOTLAND, OWNERSHIP OF WHICH DOES NOT ENTITLE THE USE OF THE TITLES 'LORD' OR 'LADY'

Prospective purchasers 

PLEASE CHECK OUR FEEDBACK

You are buying a twin-pack of the Legal Documents, preprepared to entitle the recipients to change their Titles to Lord & Lady.

ANY QUERIES

CALL OUR UK NATIONAL HELPLINE ON

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Before you read any further, please ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do you honestly believe that owning a square foot of land in Scotland means that you can call yourself a 'Lord' or a 'Lady'?

2. Were you born yesterday?

3. Are you happy to waste money?

4. Do you want to become a 'Laird' of somewhere or other,  along with thousands of other 'Lairds' and be able to claim nothing other than owning a square foot of land in Scotland on

the same

'Estate'

as thousands of other people, making your 'Lairdship' about as exclusive as mud?

5. Have you ever actually met ANYBODY that has had their Driving Licence, Passport or Bank Card changed to say 'Laird' or 'Lady' after they bought a square foot of land in Scotland?

 

If you can answer 'YES' to any of the above, then I regret to inform you that this item is not for you and whilst I do not profess to be medically qualified, I would urge you to visit your GP at the earliest possible opportunity and seek a psychiatric evaluation.

If, however, you can honestly answer 'NO' to any of the above questions, then this item is just for people like you.

**STOP PRESS**

YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE LEGAL DOCUMENTATION REQUIRED UNDER UK LAW FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR TITLE.

F A C T

OWNING A

WORTHLESS

TINY PLOT OF LAND IN SCOTLAND

DOES NOT

ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF

'LORD'

HOWEVER

THIS

ITEM IS A PROVEN AND LEGAL WAY TO

UPGRADE YOUR STATUS

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE AN IMPULSE PURCHASE

PLEASE DO NOT CLICK BUY IT NOW - YET

PLEASE SHOP AROUND FIRST

PLEASE MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING CHEAP THAT DOES NOT WORK, PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE

 

HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT HIGH QUALITY, WE KNOW YOU'LL BE COMING BACK!

WE KNOW WHY AND SO DO OUR CUSTOMERS!

FACT:

OWNING LAND IN SCOTLAND DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF 'LORD'.

HOWEVER, THIS ITEM IS A PROVEN METHOD OF BEING ABLE TO IMPROVE YOUR STATUS IN SOCIETY.

FACT:

WE HAVE 100% POSITIVE FEEDBACK

FACT:

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COAT OF ARMS FOR YOUR NAME - THIS IS AT BEST MISLEADING, UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER OF THAT COAT OF ARMS. WE DO NOT MISLEAD CUSTOMERS AND WILL THEREFORE NOT CLAIM TO OFFER YOU YOUR COAT OF ARMS - SINCE A COAT OF ARMS BEARING THE SAME SURNAME AS YOURS IS NOT YOUR COAT OF ARMS AT ALL - UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER.

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE CONTACT THE COLLEGE OF ARMS, BUT PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE.

 

FACT:

THIS ITEM IS

GENUINE

 THE CHOSEN RECIPIENTS, BE IT YOURSELF, FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES, WILL RECEIVE

A MASTER TITLE DEED (THE LEGAL DOCUMENT REQUIRED) IN A

A SILVER-FOIL PACK THAT WILL ALSO CONTAIN

A BEAUTIFULLY PRESENTED PARCHMENT CERTIFICATE

HAND SIGNED BY

THE GRAND MASTER OF THE ORDER.

 ALONG WITH FULL INSTRUCTIONS.

ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE MASTER TITLE DEED AND HAVE HAD IT SIGNED BY TWO WITNESSES,

YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS - 

INCLUDING

YOUR

DRIVING LICENCE

AND

PASSPORT

WHY CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR STATUS?

YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE JEALOUS

DO YOU THINK DAVID BECKHAM WAITS FOR A TABLE AT ANY TOP RESTUARANT?

EVER HAD A COMPLIMENTARY UPGRADE ON AN AIRCRAFT?

HOW WILL PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY?

WHAT COULD IT DO FOR YOUR CAREER?

MANY NON-EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS OF BIG BUSINESSES ARE LORDS AND LADIES.

HOW WILL YOUR BANK REACT?

WHICH LOOKS BETTER ON YOUR BLACK CARD - 'MR/MRS' OR 'LORD/LADY'?

THINK WHAT THIS COULD DO FOR YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE - OR THAT OF A LOVED ONE AT CHRISTMAS?

WHEN MEETING NEW PEOPLE AT PARTIES - HOW WILL IT FEEL WHEN YOU ARE INTRODUCED TO THEM?

WHAT WILL YOU RECEIVE?

NOT ONLY WILL YOU RECEIVE THE FULL LEGAL DOCUMENTS REQUIRED UNDER UK LAW TO MAKE THE CHANGE, BUT THE RECIPIENTS OF THIS ITEM WILL BE MADE A

LORD/LADY

AND

KNIGHT/DAME GRAND CROSS

OF OUR ORDER.

THIS IS NOT A BRITISH TITLE.

WITH YOUR SILVER-FOILED PACK, YOU WILL RECEIVE:

1. Instructions containing full guidelines

2. All paperwork pre-printed.

3. High quality certificate printed on heavy 145gsm parchment paper, including post-nominal letters (letters after your name).

4. The major deed which you are supplied with means that your title can be transferred after your death.

UNLIKE SOME OTHER 'SELLERS' OF

THIS TYPE OF ITEM, WE

DO NOT

SIMPLY SUPPLY A NOVELTY CERTIFICATE

WE ACTUALLY PROVIDE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS AS WELL!

 

WE PREPARE THEM ALL FOR YOU.

ALL DOCUMENTATION IS PRINTED ON HIGH-QUALITY PARCHMENT PAPER AND DESPATCHED TO YOU BY

ROYAL MAIL

FIRST CLASS

RECORDED DELIVERY

IN

100% CARDBOARD ENVELOPES

 MARKED IN RED

PLEASE DO NOT BEND

THIS ENSURES THAT WHEN YOUR ITEM ARRIVES, IT IS IN

PERFECT CONDITION.

ANY QUERIES?

CALL OUR UK NATIONAL HELPLINE ON

+44 (0) 871 426 6979

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WE ARE THE ONLY SELLER OF THIS TYPE OF ITEM ON EBAY

WHO YOU CAN ACTUALLY

TALK TO OVER THE TELEPHONE.

BEWARE OF FRAUDSTERS AND CON ARTISTS.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

 

In the unlikely event of you not being able to contact us via telephone, please read our FAQs below.

Q. Do I have to send off the Master Title Deed to the Passport Office, Bank etc.?

A. No. You can just use the certificate provided purely as a Novelty, if you prefer. You are under no obligation to change any of your documentation or ID. Many people use this item purely for novelty purposes.

Q. Am I purchasing any land in Scotland?

A. No. We do not sell land in Scotland. Ownership of land in Scotland does not make you a Lord.

Q. Will I receive fishing rights?

A. No. We do not provide fishing rights. However, there are listings you may come across from other sellers which do offer fishing rights, the only problem being is that there are no fish in the rivers you have fishing rights to.

Q. I have seen other listings that are similar but are far cheaper. Why is yours the price it is?

A. We actually provide the LEGAL documentation to effect the change in your title, not just a certificate.

Q. I had a square foot of land in Scotland for Christmas last year and I took the certificate to the Bank to see if they would change my details and they just laughed at me. It was so humiliating. How is your product different?

A. We have heard this so many times! Under United Kingdom law, you need to produce a Master Title Deed in order to effect the change at the Bank, Passport Office, DVLA etc. We actually provide that Deed, ready-made for you. This avoids the embarrasment so many people have had when they have bought land in Scotland and thought they were a Lord.

Q. Do you sell thousands of these?

A. No, we don't. This provides the added benefit of exclusivity, something which you don't get by being a Laird of a Scottish Estate, where there are thousands of other Lairds of the same estate. Imagine the embarrasment of being at a party and introducing yourself as 'Laird of Wherever' only to discover that the person you are talking to is also the very same 'Laird'!!!

Q. Can I purchase one for someone else?

A. Yes, you can. However, the recipient must be over 18 years of age. Simply advise us of the name you wish to have on the certificate and the Master Title Deed, along with the intended recipients full Name (including present Title) and full current Residential Address. When you order, if you require a special date, such as a Birthday or Anniversary (or Christmas), please let us know. All of our items are Bespoke and not pre-printed.

Q. Can I use my title to commit fraud?

A. No. You may not.  You may not use it to commit fraud, or obtain money by deception.

Q. Why is your postage that much?

A. The presentation silver envelope, the documentation and the sheer weight of the card envelope we send all weigh over 100grams. Due to the weight and the cost of the envelopes, this is how much it costs. Beware of cheap postage options. The card envelopes we use are not cheap board-backed, they are 100% card.

Q. Are there any other expenses?

A. No. This is all you pay.

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This item may not be used to commit any act of Fraud or Deception.

I am the copyright proprietor of this listing and the item itself. Any person or organisation copying the listing or the item in whole or in part will be reported to eBay and subject to legal action.

 

ebay & prospective purchasers please note: In order to comply with eBay policy and the Law, we do not sell British Titles, nor do we sell Lordships of the Manor. A Lordship of the Manor does not entitle the owner to call himself 'Lord'.

The Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act 1925 makes it a criminal offence to sell or buy, or to attempt to sell or buy, certain British titles. The following titles are not permitted to be listed for sale on eBay: Duke and Duchess, Marquess and Marchioness, Earl and Countess, Viscount and Viscountess, Baron and Baroness (called Lord and Lady of Parliament in Scotland) and Knighthoods or Baronets. Lordships of the Manor may be listed for sale on eBay. However sellers must not suggest in their listings that these manorial lordships are aristocratic titles or that the buyer will be entitled to be addressed as "Lord", "Lady" or any of the above titles. This is misleading and may also be in breach of the Trade Descriptions Act 1968. Scottish Feudal Baronies may be listed for sale on eBay provided that the seller makes it clear that these relate to Scotland and that the listing is not misleading in any way.