WARNING! DANGER!!!!
DO NOT BID ON THIS AUCTION IF YOU MEET THE DEFINITION OF A DEADBEAT BIDDER!!!!! Deadbeat Bidder [ded'beet bid'er] n. 1. An undesirable bidder who believes that eBay is a joke. 2. A person who places a winning bid on an auction but then never contacts the seller. 3. A buyer who says that they will send payment to the seller, but then never does. 4. A bidder who wins an auction but then says "OH NO! The Yep-Yep aliens from Sesame Street just maxed out all my credit cards, so I can't pay you!" or some similarly foolish excuse. 5. A person who places a winning bid, and then waits until 7 seconds after the auction is over before saying, "Oops, I thought this was an auction for a bear-shaped glow-in-the-dark bowling ball...can you cancel my bid?" 6. Someone who doesn't read auction descriptions anyway, including this one, before placing a bid.

PAYMENT TERMS
If you are not a Deadbeat Bidder, then BID WITH CONFIDENCE!! I am proud of my feedback profile, and I intend to keep it that way! I do ask that you follow the PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS that are listed at the bottom of this page and to submit payment by the stated timelines. Bidders who pay will receive positive feedback and super-fast shipping. Bidders who do not contact me or reply to payment reminders will receive negative feedback and super-fast non-paying bidder warnings. Please, bids and purchases are final. You will be obligated to honor your bid and purchase: don't bid if you are not interested!

At this time, I am only accepting Paypal and money orders/cashier's checks. Please, no personal checks.

Whether you bid or pass, thanks for stopping by. Have a great day!!