UP FOR AUCTION IS THIS INCREDIBLE SKY DANCER, COMPLETE WITH 2 POWERFUL VORTEX BLOWERS!

I CALL HIM JORGE' THE DANCING MAN!  IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE GUYS, THEY ARE REMARKABLE ATTENTION DRAWING MARKETING DEVICES!

THE LIME GREEN ARMS WAVE FRANTICALLY AT ALL THE PASSERS BY, BECKONING THEM IN!  THE PURPLE LEGS BOW AND BOB, LEAN AND TWIST, DRAWING EVERYONE IN.  AND THEN, ON HIS WHITE TORSO, IS A BRIGHT RED STOP SIGN. 

THIS IS A GENUINE SKY DANCER, NOT ONE OF THE LESSER QUALITY KNOCK OFFS.  IT HAS BEEN USED, BUT VERY LITTLE.  I DON'T BELIEVE HE HAS BEEN USED MORE THAN A MONTH TOTAL.  WE PAID OVER $2,700 NEW, AND THE PRICES HAVEN'T GONE DOWN!

THESE ARE EXCEPTIONALLY EASY TO SET UP.  JUST PLACE THE BLOWERS A COUPLE FEET APART, SLIDE THE ELASTIC BAND OF EACH ANKLE OVER THE BLOWER UNTIL THEY SNAP INTO THE PROVIDED LIP, SLIDE THE SAFETY ELASTIC BAND UP OVER THE ANKLE INTO THE SECOND LIP, AND TURN ON THE BLOWERS.  JORGE' SPRINGS UP, AND HE NEVER GETS TIRED!

THIS AUCTION INCLUDES:

• THE SKY DANCER, (JORGE' THE DANCING MAN) MADE OF INDUSTRIAL QUALITY NYLON, THE SAME MATERIAL USED IN PROFESSIONAL PARACHUTES.  THE CUSTOM STOP SIGN IS SCREEN PRINTED ON THE TORSO
• 2 INDIVIDUAL, INFINITE SPEED AIR VORTEX BLOWERS.  EACH BLOWER IS ADJUSTABLE AND TILTABLE, WITH A NYLON FRICTION JOINT TO LOCK THE BLOWER AT THE EXACT ANGLE YOU WANT, ALLOWING JORGE' TO LEAN OUT TOWARDS THE TRAFFIC IF YOU WISH.  THEY ALSO HAVE VERY LARGE CARRYING HANDLES, PROTECTIVE GRILLS, AND A FIBERGLASS REINFORCED MOLDED PLASTIC BODY 
• A BONUS PACK OF DANCING SKY TUBES IN A VARIETY OF COLORS.  THE TUBES ARE BRAND NEW AND HAVE NEVER BEEN USED.  THESE TUBES ARE VINYL AND ARE MEANT TO BE DISPOSABLE, BUT CAN TYPICALLY BE USED MULTIPLE TIMES.  YOU CAN PUT A DIFFERENT TUBE ON EACH BLOWER FOR A COLORFUL DUO EFFECT.