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Payment:
We accept charge and debit cards payable through PayPal.
PayPal is both secure and free for buyers.
Money Orders and Cashier's checks are also accepted
(US DOLLARS ONLY).
Payment is expected within seven calendar days of the end
of the auction unless other arrangements are made in advance.
Please no personal checks.
Shipping:
Buyer pays for shipping.
We ship world wide.
Insurance Optional.
We try to ship domestic orders the next day after
receiving payment if possible.
All orders will be shipped within three to
five buisness days of recieving payment.
International Orders are generally shipped on Fridays
or Saturdays.
Although we try to pack your purchases very well, we can
not be responsible for loss or damage during shipment.
Please understand that we have no control over delivery
time or cost of shipping since those are functions of
the postal service.
We combine orders to save you on shipping charges!
Please contact us for quotes on combined shipping.
Since we carry inventory of such greatly differing
sizes, the shipping calculator is not set up to give
accurate combined shipping quotes.
If you are purchasing more than one item, please wait
for us to send you an invoice with accurate shipping
quotes before checking out.
There are no handling fees associated with this item.
Return Policy:
We strive to find and sell only top quality merchandise
and customer satisfaction is very important to us. If for
any reason you are not happy with your purchase, then please
contact us for resolution.
We will refund the full purchase price of any item that
is returned undamaged within 7 days of receipt. Items purchased
in orginal packaging must be returned in orginal packaging.
Thanks for shopping with us!
Please contact us if you have a question, suggestion
or concern.
On The Funny Side:
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely
with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look
it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his
presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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