Store Listing Price: $75 ~ A WARMER & FUZZIER CLINT ~ ~ FUZZY ~ CLINT EASTWOOD A Grizzled Old Bad-Ass On BLACK VELVET from Tijuana, Mexico A Genuine Hand-Painted Authentic Mexican Black Velvet American Celebrity Bad-Ass Painting ~ from Indignico Inc. ~ This is an original hand-painted authentic Mexican Black Velvet American Celebrity Cowboy Painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition," a genuine Patriot Portrait Collectible authenticated Tijuana black velvet portraiture collection produced by Indignico Inc.; and just like all the Tijuana black velvet paintings in all the Tijuana black velvet portraiture collections produced by Indignico Inc., this painting was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by the talented hands of a professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and like all the rest of them, this one was created entirely for you, the All-American American People. ~ and that, my fellow Americans, is just the sort of thing one can expect from the good folks and patriotic Corporate-American executives of Indignico Inc. . . an All-American American company that can be counted on to do absolutely whatever it takes to smuggle over the border and into your lives just a little bit more All-American American Quality . . . Quality You Can Feel.

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~ The Artist ~

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ARGO "Tijuana Black Velvet Elvis artist ARGO standing in front one of his own Black Velvet Elviii, "Tijuana Velvet Elvis: Reddishly Rhinestoned, Besequinned & Fuzzy ~ Elvis on Black Velvet" which was on display in Rueben Garcia's Black Velvet Painting and Frame Shop, in 2004 in Tijuana, Mexico." Professional Mexican Velvet Elvis Artist from Tijuana

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Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet American Celebrity Bad-Ass Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico

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~ The FAQ & A ~

• What is this thing?!?
  This is the Tijuana black velvet painting of Movie Star and Star Movie Star Director Clint Eastwood: "A WARMER & FUZZIER CLINT ~ FUZZY CLINT EASTWOOD, A Grizzled Old Bad-Ass On BLACK VELVET." It is an original Mexican black velvet painting that was hand-painted in 2006 in Tijuana, Mexico by the internationally-recognized, professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana: The Man called "ARGO"

• What Condition?
  Mint Condition.

• Is a frame included with this painting?
  No. But the buyer may add any one of the frames pictured below on this velvet painting, or any one of the many other frames pictured on any one of the many other velvet paintings that are currently on sale right now in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc.

  The prices for frames are very reasonable, ranging from $25 for the Mexican Carved Wooden Rustico Frames to $50 for the Ornate Golden Frames.

• Shipping & Handling?
  Ships via UPS-Ground, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)

• Payment-Methods?
  Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Personal Checks-(check must clear prior to shipment), and last, but never least--Cash.

• What's the Opening Bid for this Black Velvet American Celebrity Cowboy painting of Mister Eastwood?
  No Opening Bid--This is not an auction, but Store Inventory. And the Store Inventory Price is: $75.00

• Hmmmm Arrrrr-goooo... Saaaaay, wasn't this Argo-character one of the Tijuana black velvet Elvis artists commissioned by Indignico Inc. back in 1996 to paint the very first Limited-Issue Velvet Republican presidential-style Tijuana black velvet paintings of famous Republicans which were first sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention to completely different Republicans--by illegal Mexican Nationals?!?
  The very same--Are you some sort of idiot savant?

• Yes as a matter of fact I am--I'm a number-smeller. I smell numbers--1996 smells like An Old Vanillaroma Tree in a Brand New Oldsmobile
  That's... uh. Well Hmmm, OK that's uh... All the time we have for FAQ & A now I suppose... uh-huh ok, and Good-Bye!

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And so, finally, with that, they all cautiously approached The Conclusion and finally at long, long last put a stop to the maddeningly repetitive relentless again and again non-stop redundancy of sales, sales, sales in America.

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The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc.

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~ ^{The Limitless Edition}~
^{No American Citizen Should Be Without One.}

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Shipping-&-Handling

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The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via UPS-Ground with $100 insurance and the buyer of the painting pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added.

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Payment Methods

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I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after close of this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.

Good Luck.

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Any questions?

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Useful Links

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• Click HERE to Watch This Item

• Click HERE to See a List of Current Velvet Painting Listings from Indignico Inc.

• Click HERE to Visit the eBay Store of Indignico Inc.

• Click HERE to Be Added to the Mailing List of Indignico Inc.

• Click HERE to Make Indignico Inc. a "Favorite Seller"

• Click HERE to Hear Indignico Inc. Temp-Head-Curator-Of-Sales Ricardo Molina interviewed on NPR about The Patriot Portrait Collectibles' Limited-Issue Velvet Republican presidential-style velvet paintings.

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S/H for all unframed 18x24 paintings shipped within the continental U.S. is $15. Frames range in price from $25 (eg Traditional Mexican wooden Rustico frames) to $50 (eg Ornate Gold Frame) and adding a frame increases s/h/framing charges to total of $30. I provide insurance of $100. Finally, s/h charges increase for shipments outside the continental U.S., unless velvet 'canvas' is taken off the wooden stretcher bars, rolled and shipped in a shipping tube, in which case shipping cost is the same as it is within the U.S.