BROWN "CHEAP ASS" GUITAR STARTER PACKAGE
free Gig Bag, Strings, Strap and Pitchin' Pipe
I’m gonna tell you straight up that there be a lot of people selling this style of
"cheap ass" starter guitar packages and I bet not one of them be saying what
you oughta know on what you be buyin’.
We be asked everyday and everynight since we be startin’ to put these on the ebay
cause there be a lot of people who be wantin’ a taste of guitar playin and they can’t
be spending no money on somethin’ that be better than a "cheap ass" guitar.
I have made the promise that I would be honest in tellin’ you the truth and I be tellin’
you that you can not find any guitar that be cheaper made than our "cheap ass" guitar.
You oughta know all these guitars at this level be cheap and we be the buyer tellin'
you the seller you get waht you pay for.
Why buy a "cheap ass" guitar from us on the ebay or anyone?
It be good for you if you be an adult and you is just checkin if you
want to be really playin’. It be good for you if you got a kid or grandbaby
or relative or friend that is a childs age like from 4 years old to 44 years old.
It might be good for you if you be wantin' to go campin or at the beach, I don't
know about that cause I ain't a camper or a beach bum. It be good if you get stuck
the lake and you need a paddle. It be good as a disposable instrument or
be nice to hang on the wall in your crib. What it be is what it be.
Anyways this ain’t no joke. I want you to be fully informed on that.
There be a big request for this hear cheap ass guitar and I don’t know why.
So now you can get one of them from us. It don’t matter much.
Just remember they be not a full scale and you be best getting something better.
Don't be cryin to me about it. I love you but this ain't my '52 Gibson ES175 we be sellin.
I be takin Junior and Dickie to Mc Donalds last night and it be costin’ bout
the same as this hear "cheap ass" guitar starter package.
So you know I am straight up I be hear to help you as much as I can.
You be informed of that and make a could choice price or quality.
Shop with 100% confidence.
We be given this item free shippin insurances
If you be havin any type of questions or problems with my items on instrument outlet we gonna be
write hear with you to answer your concerns or assist with any special attentions that you be needin'.
But remember this is ain't your Daddy's '59 Cherry Burst Gibson Les Paul
This be our 100% warranty from we be the seller to you be the buyer.
Now you be having 100% confidence.
Now who do dat. Willie Green Smith. Dat Who.
Here be what Dickie want you to know about the cheap ass guitar starter package.
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7/8” scale guitar
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Linden Wood Body Construction
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Calputa Fretboard and Neck
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Dot Position Markers
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19 Fret Positions
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Free Gig Bag
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Free Replacement E,B,G Strings
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Free Pitch Pipe
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Free Strap
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Free Pick Guard
This ain’t Daddy’s '68 Gretch Corvette this be a "Cheap Ass" Guitar