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A hilarious guide to child-rearing, complemented by mock Victorian cartoons, allows parents to pick and choose their own approach to raising their children from a selection of pearls of wisdom from perfect parents everywhere.
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Review
'Like a cooling wetwipe across the fevered brows of beleaguered parents
everywhere (who dare not read a newspaper or turn on the TV for fear of
receiving yet more child-rearing advice), comes this delightful satire on
childcare manuals, illustrated with mock Victorian cartoons. Read it and bawl
(with pleasure) .' -- Bookseller, November Top Title (Humour and Gift bo
20050805 'This brilliantly simple book is the perfect tonic to all those
unwanted, unhelpful and occasionally totally mad tips mums get ... hilarious'
-- The Sun 20050805 --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable
edition of this title.
Product Description
"There
is no such thing as a bad child, just bad parents."
We
are all familiar with the kind of advice for parents offered by family,
friends, passersby, and social services -- that being advice of the uninvited,
unhelpful, unrealistic, and plain unhinged variety. Now, for the first time,
the best parenting advice has been gathered together so that you might sidestep
the worrying chore of consulting the experts and create your very own
pick-and-choose approach to child rearing, happy in the knowledge that someone,
somewhere, thinks you're doing it right.
For
any parent who has tried and failed to meet the expectations of the "Baby
Whisperer," opinionated in-laws, Dr. Spock, and the hordes of other
unsolicited meddlers, here is the perfect remedy. This wickedly refreshing book
is a must-have for stressed-out parents everywhere.
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