eBay Store Inventory Fixed Price: $250 Isn't It Time You Paid Your Respects? The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. Proudly Presents: Corporate-American Republican Condoleezza Rice "The Secretary of Defensiveness" On Black Velvet The Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm from The All-New, Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collectiontm VELVET REPUBLICAN #271/1000 No American Citizen Should Be Without One. Genuine Original Authentic Mexican Hand-Painted Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm Presidential-Style Tijuana Black Velvet Portraits ~ from Indignico Inc. ~ This painting of Condoleezza Rice is an authentic Mexican Black Velvet Painting from "The All-New, Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collection"tm, a Limited-Edition series of museum-quality black velvet paintings which was produced exclusively by The Patriot Portrait Collectiblestm of Indignico Inc. This particular velvet painting was hand-painted in 2007 by the professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist "Tejada" in Tijuana, Mexico. It is called: "Condoleezza Rice: United States Secretary of Defensiveness On Black Velvet" ~ Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm #271/1000. Each genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm presidential-style black velvet painting produced by Indignico Inc. comes complete with a match-numbered Indignico Inc. Certificate-Of-Authenticity. This tamper-proof certificate guarantees that your presidential-style black velvet painting is an original work of authentic Mexican black velvet art painted entirely by hand in Tijuana, Mexico by a professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. Regarding this velvet painting of Ms. Rice... you won't ever find anything else like this anywhere else--like Nature's own snowflake, no two Velvet Republicans can ever be exactly alike, whether it's "Condi Rice de Tejada On Black Velvet #271/1000" or "Condi Rice de Tejada On Black Velvet #771/1000"... each one is a unique, hand-painted, one-of-a-kind All-American Original. And that's what makes your genuine Patriot Portrait Collectibletm Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm presidential-style black velvet painting from Tijuana such a guaranteed investment, something sure to be handed down from father to son for generations to come, quickly becoming a treasured family heirloom in absolutely no time at all. But only if you act now--right now. Isn't it Time You Paid Your Respects? Get Your Genuine, Hand-Painted, Patriot Portrait Collectibletm Authentic Mexican, Limited-Issue Velvet Republican,tm Presidential-Style, Tijuana black velvet painting from Mexico today! But you must act very soon, move quickly. Supplies are strictly limited. Resources are dwindling; Life is short. You Must Buy-It-NOW. Get your Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm presidential-style Tijuana black velvet portrait right now . . . before it's too late. The Patriot Portrait Collectiblestm of Indignico Inc. No American Citizen Should Be Without One. ...And that, my friends, is just the sort of product and pedal-to-the-metal promotion one can expect from the fine folks and patriotic Corporate-American executives of Indignico Inc., an All-American American company that can be counted on to do whatever it takes to smuggle, over the border and into your lives, just a little bit more All-American American Quality... ~ Quality You Can Feel. ~

~ The Artist ~

Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Limited-Issue Velvet Republican Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico

~ The FAQ & A ~

• What is this thing?!?
  This thing is an original Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm presidential-style black velvet painting from Tijuana, Mexico of Republican ballbreaker Condoleezza Rice. It is from the Limited-Edition, collectible black velvet portraiture series produced by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. and known throughout the world as "The ALL-NEW Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collection^tm of Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans^tm from Indignico Inc."

  This velvet painting of Condoleezza Rice--like all genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans--was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by a professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectibles^tm of Indignico Inc.

  This particular painting of Condoleezza Rice on black velvet was painted by the Mexican black velvet artist Tejada in 2007. The Certificate-Of-Authenticity that accompanies this black velvet Rice de Tejada attests to those facts, as well as one additional one--this particular Patriot Portrait Collectible^tm Tijuana black velvet painting of Republican Mastermind Condoleezza Rice is Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm #271/1000.

• Really?
  Yes.

• Fine. What Condition?
  Mint Condition.

• Dimensions?
  18-inches by 24-inches (w/o frame).

• Is Frame Included with Painting?
  No. But the buyer may add any one of the frames pictured below on this velvet painting, or any one of the many other frames pictured on any of the many other velvet paintings that are currently on sale right now in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc. The prices for frames are very reasonable, ranging from $25 for the Mexican Carved Wooden Frames to $50 for the Cherrywood or Ornate Golden Frames.

• Shipping & Handling?
  Ships via UPS-Ground, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)

• Payment-Methods?
  Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Money Orders, Personal Checks-(check must clear prior to shipment), and last, but never least--Cash.

• What's the Opening Bid for this Genuine Authentic Mexican-made Black Velvet Republican painting?
  There is no Opening Bid--This is not an auction, but instead eBay Store Inventory that sells at a fixed price. And the Store Inventory Fixed Price for this velvet painting is: $250.00

• Tejada? Saaaaay, wasn't this "Tejada" one of the Tijuana velvet Elvis artists commissioned by Indignico Inc. back in '96 to paint the very first Limited-Issue Velvet Republican presidential-style Tijuana black velvet paintings that were first sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention to other Republicans--by illegal Mexicans?!?
  Maybe... some Rumors have it that Tejada and Jorge Terrones are one and the same... and Terrones was there in 1996... so, maybe. . .

• Oh.

Shipping-&-Handling

The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via UPS-Ground with $100 insurance and the buyer of the painting pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added.

Payment Methods

I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Money Order, by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after close of this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.

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