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DVD REWINDER

For those who have everything. Or thought they did....

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Item number:110451546625
Item location:Danville, Virginia, United States
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Format: DVDEdition: Novelty
Rating: NRGenre: Rewinder
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This item is a novelty or gag gift item.  For those who have everything.  Or thought they did....

Johns-Blandish presents

The New and Improved

DVD REWINDER

Featuring Dark Box 2 Technology

Never again pay video store rewind charges!!!

The DVD REWINDER featuring Dark Box 2 Technology is:

  • Compatible with all Formats and Copy Protect Schemes.
  • Compact and Portable, Stores with Your DVDs.
  • No Batteries Required, Powered by DB2 Technology.
  • Extremely Quiet Operation.
  • Ecologically and Cosmologically Friendly.
  • Unbelievably Fast, Takes less than a Nanosecond.
  • Makes a Great Gift for the Person Who has Everything.
  • Can Rewind Hundreds of DVDs an Hour.

This item is a novelty or gag gift item.  For those who have everything.  Or thought they did....

What is Dark Box 2 Technology?

Dark Box 2 Technology is the first practical use of quantum physics for the home consumer.  By harnassing the properties of the pentaquark, we have finally been able to bring rewinder technology to its state of the art.

By virtue of its two UP quarks, two DOWN quarks and its STRANGE quark, the pentaquark is notably suited for use as a free power source in the mechanics of rewind technology.

In comparison with existing rewind technology, the Dark Box 2 Technology does not require batteries or external power.  As a bonus there is no need to dispose of, or care for, batteries.

Dark Box 2 Technology is therefore an ecologically and cosmologically friendly source of infinite power.

The efficiency of Dark Box 2 Technology using the pentaquark allows our rewinders to achieve unheard of speeds.  The typical rewind only takes from 1 to 2.3 nanoseconds to complete.  Saving time and energy.

This item is a novelty or gag gift item.  For those who have everything.  Or thought they did....

Benefits of Dark Box 2 Technology.

  • Compatible wit all Formats and Copy Protect Schemes.
  • Compact and Portable, Stores with Your Discs.
  • No Batteries Required, Powered by DB2 Technology.
  • Extremely Quiet Operation.
  • Ecologically and Cosmologically Friendly.
  • Unbelievably Fast, Takes less than a Nanosecond.
  • Makes a Great Gift for the Person Who has Everything.
  • Can Rewind Hundreds of Discs an Hour.
  • Will never damage any disc.  If you forget to remove your disc, the gentle Dark Box 2 Technology will continuously rewind the disc over and over until you remove it.
  • Unfortunately, at this time, Dark Box 2 Technology cannot repair scratched or cracked discs.  We are currently testing an adaptation of Dark Box 2 Technology to do so in the future.  Until then, try the Pyramid Power Disc Repair and Knife Sharpener Combo.
  • If you find yourself spending more than a few hours a day rewinding all the discs in your house.  We suggest you join the C.R.S.G.  Also known as the Compulsive Rewinders Support Group.

This item is a novelty or gag gift item.  For those who have everything.  Or thought they did....

More Products using Dark Box 2 Technology.

DVD REWINDER

HD-DVD REWINDER

Blu-ray Disc REWINDER

Wii Disc REWINDER

Gamecube Disc REWINDER

SEGA Disc REWINDER

Playstation Disc REWINDER

X-Box Disc REWINDER

Audio CD REWINDER

Porn DVD REWINDER

Porn DVDs require a different adaptation of the Dark Box 2 Technology due to the amount of amatuer porn that is on the market.  With all the shaking and wiggly stuff on the screen, the standard DVD, HD-DVD or Blu-ray Disc REWINDER cannot properly rewind these works of art......

This item is a novelty or gag gift item.  For those who have everything.  Or thought they did....

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