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FART MACHINE ... .>>> 15 SOUNDS - with wireless REMOTE!

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Price:US $9.50
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Item number:370274822269
Item location:North Massapequa, NY, United States
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FART MACHINE ... .>>> 15 SOUNDS - with wireless REMOTE!

 

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!). Fart Machine has boom box technology...what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real!

It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet!!! Use it anywhere... at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables!! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores. Checkout our hundreds of other gag gift items!
 
 
JUST $9.50 EACH FART MACHINE~!

U.S. SHIPPING JUST $6.99

ALSO 50% OFF SHIPPING ON ANY ADDITIONAL FART MACHINE PURCHASED ( U.S. ONLY )

Bonus offer: For every 3 fart machines purchased I will add 1 FREE with order!

This makes your cost per unit even cheaper!


Buy 3 fart machines get 1 FREE
Buy 6 fart machines get 2 FREE
Buy 9 fart machines get 3 FREE
etc..

( Bonus offer is available to ALL countries! )

 



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