FART Spray April Fools Joke Pranks Gag Stink Bomb

(You will receive 1 potent bottle)

LIQUID ASS - FART SPRAY

YOU WILL RECEIVE 1 SEALED BOTTLE
(Spray mist bottle which work the best!)

Looking for the worst smelling stink bomb fart spray? We have just what you have been looking for. Our Liquid Ass is the nastiest fart spray you have ever smelled. We have had people almost puke just taking one wiff of this stuff. Spray it on someone, and they will stink like poop for the rest of the day.....not kidding. While stink bombs give off a sulpher smell, our Liquid Ass actually smells like someone just took a fresh liquid dump in the room.

What do our customers say? As you can see below, the feedback speaks for iteself!

"This is the WORST smelling stuff I have ever smelled. Just as described. Thanks."
"great o my god this stuff stinks you could taste it thats how bad it was"
"This is great for work! Perfect for an undetected walk-by squirt!"
"Dude this stuff rocks!! really stinks!! ill end up buying more from you"
"I have never smelled anything so nasty in my life. This stuff's GREAT! LOL!!!!!!"
"WOW, This smells so F**King Bad! Thanks Alot! A+ Recommended 2 Everyone!!"
"This stuff stinks to high heaven!!!!!! Fast shipping! Awesome!!!!!"
"fast shipping great seller thank you this stuff realy smells like @#%!"
"great stuff smelled up the whole house"

 
Click PLAY button above to see how bad it smells!

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PRANK JOKE GAG GIFTS EVER!

Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. 

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass. 

EXTREMELY POWERFUL - USE ONLY A LITTLE AT A TIME!

17 Dec 2006

"I got the stuff in the mail on Saturday . . . Holy f***ing s**t! I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse.

This stuff is truly vile. I'm not sure when or where I will unleash it, but I pity the people caught in the funk. Nice work."

— Mike W from Chicago

29Nov2006 Prank on Friend:  ". . . the whole house reeked . . ."

I put some your product into a room air freshener container that I emptied (you must get all of the old scent out of the wick — I left it out for a day or two to dry) and plugged it in at a friend's house. Within an hour the whole house reeked and he spent a whole weekend trying to locate the source. It only lasts a few days, but it works really well!!!

   — Tgic

Best results are obtained when used indoors. Squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. 

On most carpeted floors, Liquid Ass is not visible and the smell lasts longer. On tile floors, squirt in the corners to minimize light reflection. A good rule of thumb is to apply Liquid Ass around the perimeter of the target area or approximately that same amount spread over the middle area.

Several significant variables will affect the performance of your Liquid Ass operation. Results will vary due to ventilation, humidity, room size, and amount applied. In general (95% of the time), when used indoors with medium ventilation, a third of a bottle will generate dry-heave-quality stench from one to three hours.

The guidelines given above combine simplicity, effectiveness, and entertainment value.

(You will receive 1 potent bottle)

THIS STUFF SMELLS NASTY!
This stuff is so nasty you can smell it outside the package its in!!!

Please allow 7-10 days for delivery

We accept Paypal only
We typically ship your order within 1-2 business days after payment has been cleared.
Allow 7-10 business days for delivery.
We do not ship on weekends or holidays.
We will ship via either UPS or USPS. We decide which one to use depending on the product weight/size.
Express shipping is not available.
We ship to continental USA only.
We do not ship to Alaska, Hawaii, PR, or GU.
We do not ship to APO or FPO addresses.
We do not ship outside USA.
Local pick up is not allowed.

If you experience any problems or havent received your order after 10 business days of payment, please contact us.