IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE FUN FOR ALL AGES. CHILDREN ESPECIALLY. IF YOUR CHILD NEEDS A FRIEND I WILL MAIL THEM A FRIEND... THE BEST GIFTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONE'S YOU CAN KEEP FOREVER. THE BEST IDEAS IN LIFE ARE THE ONE'S YOU CREATE. I HAVE TONS OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS. SO I'VE DECIDED TO SELL ONE OF THEM. JUST TO SEE HOW WELL THIS GOES ON EBAY.

THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION WILL RECIEVE A FULL DESCRIPTION AND PERSONALITY OF THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND. MAILED TO THEM. IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO CREATE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND FOR YOU, JUST EMAIL ME WITH A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR DESIRE. THIS FRIEND CAN NEVER LET YOU DOWN, HE OR SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, AND IS ALWAYS OFFERRING SUPPORT. HAS YOUR BACK AGAINST THE WORLD!!! BE CAREFUL, PLEASE ADVISE OTHER PERSONS OF THEIR WHERE ABOUTS. YOU DO NOT WANT THEM TO SIT ON YOUR FRIEND, STEP ON THEIR HANDS, TRIP OVER THEM, OR OFFEND THEM, WHEN SPOKEN ABOUT ALOUD.

THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION, BUT I WILL SUPPORT A GOOD JOKE. IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND AND JOKE AROUND SAYING THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS. OR YOU ARE THEIR ONLY FRIEND...WELL BUY THEM A FRIEND, GET A LAUGH ABOUT IT.

I'VE CREATED THIS AUCTION FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD, TO PROVIDE A FRIEND FOR THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE, OR WANTS A FRIEND THEY CAN BOSS AROUND. A FRIEND THAT COULD NEVER HURT THEM, A FRIEND THAT WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE... YOUR IMAGINATION IS ENDLESS... THE GREATEST GIFT WE ALL SHARE, IS THE GIFT OF IMAGINATION... I'VE ALSO CREATED THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR, AS LAUGHTER MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

SO GO AHEAD AND BID, HAVE FUN, AND ENJOY LIFE...ENJOY THE SUNNY DAYS WITH YOUR NEW BUDDY, STAY INSIDE DURING THE RAIN, AND THE STORM, FEEL COMFORT AS THE WINDS PICK UP, AND YOU FEEL YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER, FEEL COMFORT WHEN YOU THINK THE WORLD IS AGAINST YOU, YOUR FRIEND WON'T BE, UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO...

ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK

PLEASE NOTE THE PICTURE YOU SEE IS JUST A STICK FIGURE, YOU WILL NOT GET A STICK FIGURE FRIEND... I COULDN'T THINK OF HOW TO PORTRAY AN IMAGINARY FRIEND, SO I'VE DECIDED TO PUT THIS PICTURE UP. IF YOU DESIRE I CAN ARRANGE FOR THE DRAWING TO BE MAILED TO YOU AS WELL.... JUST FOR FUN!!!