HAND MADE CHRISTMAS CARDS - Wacky humour for the morose

This auction is for a pack of 5 hand made Christmas cards.  Good quality, with envelopes.  Oh come on now, you know you have at least five friends who might pretend to know you.  Maybe you're Mr Charisma and know 10 people.  Why not show off and buy three packs then :)

But this is no ordinary Christmas card.  There is no tinsel, no baubles and no flaming Santa Claus. 

This is a sheep; a really cross, silly looking creature sitting right along side...what the heck is that?  It's a sweetie - hard candy if you're across the pond.  Now what does a daft sheep and a sweetie have to do with Christmas?  Well, not a whole hell of a lot actually...

until you open up  the card...

Inside, the greeting reads...

Baa Humbug

Happy Christmas to Ewe and your flock...

Oh good grief, please don't look at me like that; you're starting to look as dim as that sheep.  It's a joke, see? 

It's for all those friends, enemies and family (those last two are probably the same, right?) who really can't get into the whole 'ding dong merrily on high' stuff but who will still expect something to put into a really tacky card holder or stick on their repro Victorian fireplace. 

Go on, show the world you really don't care and buy a pack of cards that screams 'I HATE CHRISTMAS AND I KNOW YOU DO TOO!'

(Not for your granny, your vicar, your boss or that religious person you sit next to in the office...'  I will not be held responsible for any hell fire and damnation or redundancies.) 

Please feel free to ask any questions but I warn you, I don't know the answer to the meaning of life/where flies go in winter/why shrink wrapped bacon is so hard to get into...