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THE ENCHANTED VESSEL
We are a group of dealers and workers with paranormal and metaphysical items. We may also transfer enchantments and entities from vessel to vessel. Most of our spirits we list bound to physical items are very old spirits. Some people claim that spirits can only be sometimes as old as 6000 BCE, and a few people will claim the maximum is 10,000 BCE for "Atlantis." A lot of this notion comes from when people sell djinn, but djinn did not originate in the religion of Islam when in fact they have been mentioned in much earlier religions such as Zoroastrianism and various pagan Middle Eastern religions existing prior to Islam and Christianity dealt with djinn.
We hope the following is not too long for you, but it is just so there's no confusion when we describe spirits bound the physical items that we sell in which the spirits may be older than 10,000 years old so here are what various religions say is the beginning of creation.
Maya civilization - August 11 or August 13, 3114 BCE
Based on the Seder Olam Rabbah (the earliest post-exilic chronicle preserved in the Hebrew language), Rabbi Yose Ben Halafta in calculated in about 160 CE based on the bible that the earth began in 3761 BCE. This is the Jewish Anno Mundi.
The Christian Anno Mundi, or when they think the world began is varied from different scholars. About the earliest time was The medieval historian Bede who dated creation to 18 March, 3952 BCE. About the latest time was when The Irish Annals of the Four Masters dated creation to the year 5194 BCE.
Puranic Hinduism says the universe is 77.76 trillion years old.
Scientology generally gives creation saying spirits have existed in more than just this universe and so the origin of a spirit's existence is often immeasurable. But for our universe at least, it says Incident I is set four quadrillion years ago and provides a cosmological explanation of the origin of all universes. The unsuspecting thetan (thetan = spirit/soul) was subjected to a loud snapping noise followed by a flood of luminescence, then saw a chariot followed by a trumpeting cherub. After a loud set of snaps, the thetan was overwhelmed by darkness. This is described as the implant opening the gateway to this universe, meaning that these traumatic memories are what separate thetans from their static (natural, godlike) state. Then came Obscene Dog Incident. In the "Assists" lecture of October 3, 1968, Hubbard described a surreal cosmological event said to take place shortly after Incident I (the creation of the universe): "There's the incident called "The Obscene Dog" with it's just a little bit later than Incident One. And sometimes actually by running it, why you can get the PC into Incident One. The Obscene Dog was a sort of a brass dog in a sitting position and anybody who got around to the front of the dog got caught in some electronic current and passed through the dog to the dog's rear end and spat out. Thetans didn't like this." There were other various of what Scientology called "incidents." The Aircraft Door Goals were 315 and 216 trillion years ago. The Black Thetan Goals were 390 to 370 trillion years ago. The Gorilla Goals were 319 to 256 trillion years ago." The Helatrobus Implants were 52 trillion years ago. The Heaven Implants were 43 trillion years ago. The Invisible Picture Goals were 110 trillion years ago. The well-known Xenu incident was only 75 million years ago, though.
Anyway we hope that was not boring, but we just wanted to be clear on this for our item's description. Thank you for listening...
Bound to this haunted item is a beautiful astral plane nymph. Her form is that of a beautiful human young woman. Nymphs are very close to nature like faeries and elves, but they are a great deal kinder beings. As a nymph, she is also very amicable sexually and will delight and seduce you in your dreams if you request her to. And if you do not, then she will not disturb you about it. A good way to describe her is charismatic, gracious, and compassionate. She believes people always should try to remember the ones who love them. You do not have to wear the item for it to work. She wishes to help out because she considers it a challenge and hasn't done anything interesting for a very long while. She is completely safe and gets along with all other spirits, housemates, animals, and any other beings in your home! She is also skilled in helping you in these areas:
extreme alchemy
oracle abilities
make you undeniably wealthy
ancient wisdom
help you assert yourself / standing up
increased sex drive
memory
This ring is exquisitely handcrafted from coconut wood. Folklore states that any object made from the husk of a coconut protects against evil spirits and it is why Chinese belief has it that having a new born child wear a small coconut husk ring will give them the peace of mind, knowing that no unseen harm will come to their baby. Moreover, coconut rings are immensely popular to villagers who live near the coast. As each ring is unique, they are not always perfect circles like machine-made rings. A ring sizer measured this ring at
size 7
, but ring sizers are meant for perfect circles and this ring should fit fingers 1 ring size bigger than this measurement as well. The ring size is estimated. To polish the ring, just use a single drop of baby oil on a cotton ball and then wipe them clean and dry.
If you are seeking a particular size ring, please click at the top right "See other items" by our username to see the rest of the items we're selling. After that, in the search box, you'll see "Include title and description"; check that box. Then, search for "size #" where # is the size of ring you want and make sure to include the quotes around it. Then when you click search, you can narrow our listings by ring size. All our sizes have been rounded to the closest whole size.
When we ship to you, all packing material will be normal-looking so it is safe if someone else sees it. We will note which eBay auctions you won, but not anything about the paranormal that can be a problem if someone else sees your mail. We also send all your instructions by email and almost everyone does not find it in their email box due their spam filters, please contact us to resend by eBay messages if you don't get it.
PAYMENTS
To pay us via credit card through our merchant account, simply go into "My eBay" and then click "Pay Now", by our items, paying them all together.
If you can't pay us through our merchant account, then please contact us and we'll send you a new invoice with PayPal enabled as an option.
If use your credit card to pay, then we will only ship to your credit card billing address. If you pay us via PayPal, then PayPal calls this your "confirmed address". If you pay us via PayPal, we will only ship to your "confirmed address". This is necessary due to eBay's policies and that every time in the past where a person has demanded that we ship elsewhere than their credit card billing / confirmed address, we've been frauded. For cards in America and a couple other countries, they use address verification (AVS) and so your zip code must match what is on the card and we must ship to that address. If you are declined for AVS or card code mismatch, there is a temporary authorization hold reducing your card's available balance. A simple phone call to your credit card company is all it takes to update your address.
SHIPPING, INSURANCE, RETURN POLICY
Shipping costs us: $1.68 first class + $0.80 delivery confirmation + $1.75 included insurance + $1.69 packing material, labels, padding, tape, etc. This totals at $5.92. Shipping's charged per item and additional items receive a combined shipping discount of 40% off--you need to pay for the items all together or you forfeit combined shipping and if checkout is not combining them, please contact us first to send you an invoice where they are combined.
Please know that for lost items it is 21 days in the USA and 45 days the rest of the world before refunding. The buyer is responsible for customs and escrow fees. We are unable to mark gift on customs forms due to it being a felony to do that.
Return and refund policy: If your item is lost in shipping, arrives broken, or breaks within 30 days of receipt we will replace or refund at our discretion. We may require a digital photo emailed to us to show it is broken. If it's broken, you shouldn't mail it back since it's a waste of money and it's also not risk the worth of it being lost in the mail. If you received the wrong item in the mail, then we will work to resolve this. For other issues, science cannot prove the existence of spirits, the soul, ghosts, etc. and is against state and federal law to issue a guarantee of something for paranormal purposes and laws requires that paranormal products and services are for entertainment purposes, you must be at least age 18 to purchase, and you agree not to hold me liable for the item's supernatural activity/inactivity.
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