MONTY PYTHON HOLY GRAIL KILLER RABBIT PLUSH SLIPPERS

Nastier than Nike! More abominable than Addidas! Rabid beyond Reebok! This pair of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” plush Killer Rabbit slippers are to die for! Indeed, many a valiant knight has perished in the jaws of this most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent! Comfy footwear has never been this dangerous and while these BRAND NEW and OFFICIALLY LICENSED Monty Python plush Killer Rabbit slippers offer both functionality and coziness, we advise, most strongly, against wearing them during sexual congress lest your partner have their bum nibbled! While conveniently designed as one size fits all, Handsome Princes seeking appropriate female companions may find their prospective Princess may be left a bit short in the orthopedic region following a trial fitting, however this should in no way affect your marriage decision. After all many famous people with but one foot have carried on remarkably. Take for example....um...well, it doesn’t really matter. Anyway, with the unanimous approval of many a licensed podiatrist (who shall remain nameless to avoid possible malpractice lawsuits), we are impassioned to offer this pair of BRAND NEW and OFFICIALLY LICENSED “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” plush Killer Rabbit slippers, footwear NOT for the faint of heart!

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