Hello and thank you for looking at my auction.
Why buy from me???
I don’t know, maybe it's because I am such a great guy, or maybe it’s because I’m a teacher by day and an E-Bayer by night (three nights a week), or it could be that I carry only the finest quality items that money can buy. Only you can answer this question, but if you are in need of A VERY GOOD SET OF 2-WAY RADIOS , then you have come to the right person.

This is the hottest GIFT on the market this Christmas for your kids, it is a must have!!!

Close your eyes and imagine this.

My Comrade… My Ogre!

Inside the emergency surgery room at Fort Justice, the official headquarters of the Super League of Heroes, today:

The Retributator: KRRRK Jeez, this alien spore just doesn’t want to let go. I’ve never seen anything cling so tightly to the inside of an intestine.

General Freedom: We didn’t shrink you and send you into the Ogre’s body to fail! If we don’t remove that spore, our friend will turn into a slavering, mindless beast!

The Green Bomb: Turn into?

Sunboy: Good thing we got those walkie…

Moongirl: ...talkies! Or Midland GMRS Radios, if you prefer!

General Freedom: Those are the radios that helped me and the boys lick Fidel in Grenada! Five watts of power, all 22 FRS and GMRS channels, 121 privacy codes per channel, and built-in NOAA weather alert radio! Take that, Comandante! And I didn’t even mention the 26-mile range!

Nightwitch: I sense… interference…

General Freedom: OK, in practice it’s more like two miles. But Grenada’s a pretty small island.

The Retributator: KRRRK Not sure… how much… longer… Got it! But hurry up and activate the de-shrinkonizer! I’m being… overcome by… gases…

Sunboy: No wonder! He’s inside…

Moongirl: ...an ogre’s intestines!

General Freedom: Brilliant work, son! I’m activating the de-shrinkonizer now!

The Green Bomb: Hey, somebody remind me again why we didn’t just send Slugorxx in there? He could’ve kept us apprised telepathically, and we never would’ve had to deal with these walkie-talkies.

General Freedom: Slugorxx lacks the Retributator’s fine motor control and knowledge of meta-super biology.

Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS

LOL. OK, for sale a set of BRAND NEW, NEVER USED

Midland 22-Channel 26-Mile GMRS 2-Way Radios GXT-710

Warranty: 3 Year Midland

Features:

• Boasts an amazing 5 watts of power, allowing for a range of up to 26 miles in optimal conditions (typically 2 miles or less in urban conditions)
• Supports all 22 FRS and GMRS channels with 121 privacy codes per channel
• Hi/Med/Lo Power settings let you adjust transmit power and conserve battery life
• Silent Operation function turns off all tones for quiet operation
• Also serves as a weather radio, supporting both the NOAA weather channels and NOAA weather alerts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
• Requires 4 AA Batteries per radio (Not Included)

• Specifications:

  • 22 Total Channels
  • 26 Mile Range
  • 7 FRS Channels
  • 8 GMRS Channels (FCC License Required)
  • 7 Shared FRS/GMRS Channels
  • 121 Privacy Codes
  • 5.0 Watt Output Power
  • NOAA Weather Channels
  • NOAA Weather Alerts
  • Vibrate Alert
  • eVOX Hands-Free Operation (3 Sensitivity Levels)
  • Silent Operation
  • 5 Call Tones
  • Channel Scan
  • Auto Squelch
  • Roger Beep Tone
  • Backlit LCD Display
  • X-TRA TALK Power (Hi/Med/Low Settings)
  • Battery Meter
  • Low Battery Alert
  • Battery Saver
  • Keypad Lock
  • Monitor Function
  • Audible Button Beeps
  • Drop-In Charge Capable
  • Water Resistant
  • Mic and Headphone Jacks
  • Weight (per radio): 0.10 lbs
  • Dimensions (per radio): 2.25” x 1.25” x 7.75” (L x W x H)

  In the box:

  • (2) Midland GXT-710 Radios
  • Belt Clips
  • User Manual
  
  Please note: Since this school year will be very demanding, (I am teaching six classes instead of five), I will only be able to ship on Wednesday nights and Sundays. (and an occasional additional day here and there.) Please see to making you payments in a timely manner so that I can give you fast shipping.
  
  Thanks for looking, John