eBay Store inventory Fixed Price: $75 Nude Couple, HUGGING NAKEDLY In a Matched Set of Gigantic Afros A Very Beautiful Matched Set of Gigantic Afros on Black Velvet from Tijuana, Mexico A Genuine Hand-Painted Authentic Mexican Black Velvet Naked Couple Painting from Indignico Inc. This is an original hand-painted authentic Mexican Black Velvet painting of a Nude Couple, Hugging Nakedly While Sporting Matching Gigantic Beautiful Afros which was painted by professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist L. Zamora in Tijuana, MEXICO in 2007. This Naked Peope on Black Velvet painting is a painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition," a genuine Patriot Portrait Collectible authenticated Tijuana black velvet portraiture collection produced by Indignico Inc. And just like all the Tijuana black velvet paintings in all of the Tijuana black velvet portraiture collections produced by Indignico Inc., this particularpossiblypurelypurientpainting was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico, exclusively by the talented hands of a professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--And like all the rest of them--this one was created entirely for you, the All-American American People. ~ and that, my fellow American Americans, is just the sort of thing one has come to expect from the good folks and talented, patriotic Corporate-American executives of Indignico Inc. . . an All-American American company that can be counted on to do absolutely whatever it takes to smuggle over the border and into your lives just a little bit more All-American American Quality. . . ~ Quality You Can Feel. ~

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~ The Artist ~

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Professional Mexican Velvet Elvis Artist from Tijuana Under a pair of disapproving gazes from his Velvet Marleys, L.Zamora, Tijuana's most unique black velvet artist, sheepishly shows off some of his less religiously-themed works in his outdoor black velvet shop and street gallery on the streets of Tijuana, Mexico L. ZAMORA

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Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet Naked Couple Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico

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~ The FAQ & A ~

• What is this thing?!?

This is an original, hand-painted black velvet painting of a Nude Couple, Hugging which was painted by professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist L. Zamora in 2007 in Tijuana, MEXICO.
• What Condition?
  Mint Condition.

• Dimensions?
  18-inches by 24-inches (w/o frame).

• Is the Frame Included with the Painting?
  No. But the buyer may add any of the frames pictured in any of my listings or in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc. (which is just flat-out teeming with Tijuana black velvet paintings) at prices ranging from $25 for the Inexpensive Mexican Carved Wooden Frame to $50 for the Ornate Golden Frame.

• Shipping & Handling?
  Ships via UPS-Ground, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)

• Payment-Methods?
  Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Personal Checks-(check must clear prior to shipment), and last, but never least--Cash.

• What's the opening bid for this Tijuana black velvet painting of a Nude Couple, Hugging?
  There is No Opening Bid per se... i.e. This is not an auction, but instead -- This item is listed as 'Store Inventory' and at a 'Fixed Price'. And the Store Inventory Fixed Price is: $75.00

• Wasn't this "El Zamora" the Tijuana Black Velvet Elvis artist used by Indignico Inc. to paint the very first Limited-Isue Velvet Republican paintings that were originally sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention to other Republicans by illegal Mexicans?
  No. And it wasn't a single person, it was several people. And it's not "El Zamora", it is "L. Zamora" . . . As in "Lino" "Lino Zamora."

• Oh.

The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc.

~ The Limitless Edition ~
No American Citizen Should Be Without One.

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Shipping-&-Handling

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The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via UPS-Ground with $100 insurance and the buyer of the painting pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added. For shipments outside continental U.S. buyer pays whatever my actual s/h costs are to ship to their particular country, or I can remove velvet from stretcher bars, roll it up and ship it in a shipping tube anywhere world-wide for the same $15 s/h I charge to ship within the continental U.S.

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Payment Methods

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I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after close of this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.

Good Luck.

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S/H for all unframed velvet paintings measuring 18x24 and shipped within the continental U.S. is $15. Adding a frame increases s/h/framing charges to total of $30. Frames range from $25 (eg for traditional Mexican wooden Rustico Frames) to $50 (eg for Ornate Golden Frames), if you want to add one, let me know which kind, I'll send a revised invoice to reflect its addition. I ship via UPS or FedEx and provide insurance of $100. Shipping charges increase for shipments outside continental U.S.--unless velvet 'canvas' is taken off its wooden stretcher bars, rolled up and shipped in a shipping tube, in which case, flat-rate of $15 applies WorldWide.