Set of 7 Simpson Pewter Homer Homerism Statues

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A set of 7 pewter "Homerism" statues

Brand New

Each statue individually packaged
in an unopened silver embossed black tube.

Original price $25 each statue.

Beautifully crafted from solid pewter these figures have some weight to them
and stand almost 5" tall. Made in England. Each statue has a plaque on the front of the base that celebrates a classic saying from Homer.

"To alcohol! The cause of -
and the solution to- all of life's problems."

"D'oh"

"Oh cruel fate. Why do you mock me?"

"You tried your best and failed miserably,
the lesson is, never to try."

Maybe for once someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."

If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"Everytime I learn something new,
something else falls out of my brain."

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