THE FINE PRINT

Please read all this stuff! In my former life I was a lawyer and I'm compulsive about terms! Some folks find this off-putting and I don't wish it to be. But I do want you to know my policies upfront. NO INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS AT ALL! NOT EVEN CANADA! I'm sorry and I HATE TO DO THIS! NO INTERNATIONAL BIDDERS AT ALL! NOT EVEN CANADA! I'm sorry and I HATE TO DO THIS! I sold internationally for almost 9 years. But it never seems to go like it should when I try to sell to other countries anymore. That's not always the fault of the buyer, but I hate for things to get messed up and it seems like it invariably does when I try to sell to other countries. I'm sorry. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK THEM BEFORE YOU BID and BEFORE THE AUCTION ENDS! Winner pays shipping and insurance. I estimate my shipping charges based on what the USPS tells me it will cost to ship the item. I do not charge for my packing peanuts and my boxes and my bubble wrap, etc. Shipping will vary depending on location. I will be shipping from 37076 zip code. IF YOU WISH TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD, YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT THRU PAYPAL. I also accept personal checks, money orders and cashier's checks. If your payment is by personal check, I will hold shipment for 14 days from the date I deposit your check before I will ship the item. I require insurance on everything I sell.

I ship twice a week, generally speaking. I expect payment within 10 days of the auction end. If I have not received it after 10 days, I will file a non-paying bidder report without any further notice. DO NOT BID IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO PAY. That's not much fun for me or the other folks who are bidding. RETURN POLICY: If, upon receipt of this item, you are not happy with it, please email me. Then return it to me in the same condition it was in when it left me, and upon receipt of it in that condition, I will refund your purchase price. If the item arrives damaged, let me know so we can discuss filing an insurance claim, etc. and keep the packing it was sent in. IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE THE ITEM WITHIN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME, PLEASE EMAIL ME BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE AND LET ME SEE IF I CAN TRACK IT FOR YOU. I don't give partial refunds under any circumstances. (That is, I won't let you keep the item and send you money back too) I reserve the right to relist the item (that means not to sell it for the high bid) if eBay goes down for ANY amount of time during the last 24 hours of the auction.

THAT'S IT! I'm done!!! Finally!

NOW LET ME TELL YOU THIS PART.............. I LOVE WHAT I DO!

AND I THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THE ABOVE!!! I APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST AND YOUR BIDS. YOUR SUPPORT KEEPS ME FROM HAVING TO PRACTICE LAW AGAIN!!!!

Sidney