Up for auction is a custom-made bobblehead doll of Marguerite Perrin, the GOD WARRIOR Crazy mom from the latest episode of Fox's Trading Spouses t.v. series.  This is the only one ever made!  A truely unique and hilarious item to own!

The bobblehead doll has been sculpted from polymer clay and hardened.  Her head actually wobbles!  Doll has been hand painted with acrylic paints and is coated in a durable clear gloss finish.  She's dressed in a real cloth "moomoo" black dress and shirt.  She even has a real beaded necklace with silver medalion like the one she was wearing during her "meltdown" on the show.

Many people were shocked and disgusted with Marguerite's behavior on the show.  Not me!  I thought it was so hilarious and wonderful it inspired me to create a bobblehead in her likeness!  She is now my favorite t.v. personality of all time.  When judgement day comes, me and Marguerite will be fighting the demons and stabbing the jaws of gargoyles and the demonic "moon creatures"!  Everything's unholy!

The bobblehead sits on a base which contains the sound unit and features actual clips of Marguerite's meltdown from the show.  Clips have been recorded from a direct line from the t.v. audio to ensure the best possible sound quality.  Play, fast-forward, and rewind buttons are exposed for playback of the sound clips from the small speaker to the right of her.  The sound recording unit's "record" button has been removed so that you don't have to worry about accidently recording over her voice.

This talking bobblehead of the Crazy God Warrior say the following quotes:

• I don't want someone with tainted... anything in beliefs, doing anything with my family!
• Darksided!
• Their entire house is darksided too!
• Everything's un-Godly!
• Gargoyles!... Psychics!
• Get the hell out of my house- in Jesus' name I pray!
• GET OUT!
• I give it up to God I'm a GOD WARRIOR!
• She's not a CHRISTIAN!
• She was tampering in darksided stuff!
• This is tainted- I don't want it.  Whatever it is, it's tainted!
• .I want nothing.  I want my God and I want my family!
• I want NO Money!

What an adorable piece for the baby's room!  Having this keepsake in your home will ward off evil spirits.  You'll just want to smile everytime you look at it!

Click the numbers by the adorable little angel below to hear a few of the sound clips featured on this bobblehead!  (Sound quality is poor to keep filesize low on this movie- actual bobblehead's sound quality is much better!)

Larger pics of the bobblehead:

Also included in the fantastic auction is this exclusive GOD WARRIOR bumper sticker!:

Bid now, you sinners!

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I NEED to make it to pulse!  Just once!!!  Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?

I need you to PRAY for this auction!  Please watch this item now to show me your prayers are with me!

Click on the GOD WARRIOR and let God into your heart.

Just want the bumper sticker?  Buy it here!

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Turn up your speakers to listen to the God Warrior Booty Jam Remix (Slagkick by Goes Cube)!  Get ready to dance for the LORD!  ***Click the happy dancer to WATCH THIS AUCTION!***

UPDATE:  I'm currently conversing with someone who claims to be a friend of the GOD WARRIOR.  Of course I'm skeptical, but also optimistic because there is a chance that through this 3rd party I'll be able to obtain an AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO from Marguerite to include with this auction!  Like I said, this is all just hearsay at the moment, but just the possibility of a signed picture directly from the GOD WARRIOR herself is sure to make this auction a BLASTY BLAST!  

Watch this auction now and be sure to check back to see if the bonus goody of the GOD WARRIOR's Autographed Photo is for real!  Only the Lord could be behind anticipation of this magnitude!

This auction has made it to the front page of PULSE!  It's currently the 4th one down on the left!  And #1 under the "Collectibles" category!  The GOD WARRIOR and I are taking this all the way!  Who will be the lucky winning bidder that will have this magnificant tribute to the GOD WARRIOR grace the presence of their home?  Watch this item now to find out!

UPDATE:  I anxiously await a PHONE CALL from the GOD WARRIOR today.  If things go as planned, she will be putting an AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO in the mail to me, to be included as part of this auction!  I feel this auction should be mentioned on every local FOX news broadcast in the U.S., starting with the greatest newscast team of all (we're talking Ron Burgandy good), my hometown's favorite WOFL, FOX 35 News of Orlando!  Contact them at wofl dot com and tell them you want to SEE IT ON THE NEWS!

READ this Update!!!

Hello citizens.  This is the daily update.  Today I was on my way to Subway, or as I like to call it, the Subway "Lounge", to purchase a sangwich.  Then, it happened:  My cell phone rang.  I checked the caller ID.  Hmm, out of town number- interesting.  Fingers trembling and goosebumped, I answered.  Indeed, it was the GOD WARRIOR.  You can imagine what an honor it was to be talking to the woman of the hour right there on my cell phone.  I could feel the Holy Spirit tickling my eardrum as I spoke with the GOD WARRIOR.  The force is truely strong with this one.  We did not speak long as my sangwich was waiting for me at the Subway Lounge, but I can confirm that she said she will definately autograph a picture of herself and overnight it to me Monday.  As soon as I have it in my possession, I will take a picture of it and add it here to be INCLUDED AS PART OF THIS AUCTION!

The GOD WARRIOR was very cordial and pleasant to talk to.  I understand she is also a very busy woman and was pleased she took the time to call me.  She's getting a kick out of this auction and I hope everyone else is too.  It's all good fun.  There was mention of some "Hollywood" character trying to make the GOD WARRIOR and her friends look bad, but those are a bigger fish than I want to fry so let's not get into it.  What's important is that the GOD WARRIOR has spoken and is WATCHING THIS AUCTION!  Here's to you, GOD WARRIOR.

***DANGER DANGER***

This auction is getting dangerously close to being dropped from the front page of eBay Pulse!  Please, WATCH THIS ITEM NOW and keep it on PULSE!  It's not some mystery auction or <0><...   It's the coolest bobblehead available- and JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!  Makes the perfect addition to any manger scene!

Update!-  This auction is officially the blasty blast of all time!

Here is a scan of the photo that will be overnight mailed to me tommorrow- An autographed photo of the GOD WARRIOR holding a picture of the GOD WARRIOR TALKING BOBBLEHEAD!  This original photo with signature (not copy) is tenantively included as part of this auction!  I do not want to guarantee it until I have it in my hands.  But as you can see, the GOD WARRIOR autographed photo is for real!  Not a gimmick!  What a great collector's item for any fan of reality t.v.!  Your very own TALKING GOD WARRIOR BOBBLEHEAD and autographed photo of the GOD WARRIOR herself!  Click the autographed photo below and WATCH THIS AUCTION NOW!-

The GOD WARRIOR BOBBLEHEAD has made AUCTION OF THE WEEK at GreenHappyKat!  Long live the GOD WARRIOR!

My auction just made the morning news!

My favorite local news station WOFL just aired a short clip with video of my auction on eBay right before an interview with JUDGE ALEX via satellite!  JUDGE ALEX came on and was LAUGHING and commented on the bobblehead doll!  I will try to post a link to the video if I can find someone to host it for me.

You are now looking at a NEWSWORTHY bobblehead!

I'm featured on

MJ Morning Show!  On their website!  Front page!  If you live in the Tampa area, listen to them tommorrow morning as they might be doing a live interview with me, THE CREATOR of the GOD WARRIOR BOBBLEHEAD!  Shake your moneymakers, jingle jugs!

Here's the news clip from FOX 35 Morning News-  maybe Jim Van Fleet will write a song about my bobble and tour with Garth Brooks!

(see, our weatherman is in his own country band, and he wrote a song for their commercial, and he's always pimping his band on the news...  SHEESH, nevermind...)

Click HERE to view the video in a new window.  Please excuse my shaky camera hands, I do not have a video input on my computer.  Thanks to GREEN HAPPY KAT for hosting!

Please contact me if you see or hear about my auction on other radio/ tv spots and if you can, TIVO it!  I was told UPN showed it, but no confirmation as of yet.  And be sure to tune in tommorrow morning around 8 a.m. for my interview on MJ MORNING SHOW on the radio if it's on your station, on their site by the same name if not!  A little birdy told me the GOD WARRIOR herself might join in on the interview too!

Judge Alex has seen the bobblehead!  You can see him getting a kick out of it in the video above.

The Verdict:  UNGODLY!

The autographed photo is HERE!  It is now confirmed that a genuine autographed photo of the GOD WARRIOR herself holding a picture of the bobblehead is TO BE INCLUDED as part of this auction!-

This is also the first semi-birdseye view of the bobblehead.  You can see that she appears to be looking up at you and cursing your ungodlike behavior.  When she's finished with you, you'll feel about 6.5" tall.  Which happens to be the height of this doll for those of you who were wondering (excluding base).

Thanks again to the GOD WARRIOR for making this auction possible.  This heirloom will get passed down for generations.  A magical Golden Palace will come forth and will travel the world round, GOD WARRIOR Bobblehead in hand.  And the people will cometh and be struck with awe.  Confounded faces shall gaze upon the Warrior, and for once the world will be at peace and everyone will be thinking only one thought:  "How the hell did that thing sell for that much on eBay?"

But I digress.  I feel some people may be growing tired of all this talk about the God Warrior.  Those people can go screw themselves.  And now, a dancing pig:

We Are #1 on Pulse!  The GOD WARRIOR and I have taken it all the WAY!  Jesus is smiling down upon us!  But he is shaking his head in disappointment at all you sinners.

Thanks to  and their website, 2dorks, for featuring my auction and mentioning me on their show.  They are very DORKSIDED!

Thanks to for featuring my auction and being the first station to interview me!  Thanks to Deminski and Doyle of freefm971 for featuring my auction on their website and giving their listeners in Detroit updates!  Everyone wants to know what is happening with the GOD WARRIOR BOBBLEHEAD FROM HELL!  Any stations are also welcome to contact me for an interview and the GOD WARRIOR has told me she is up for any interviews as well.  Be careful of the Holy Spirit tickling your eardrum when you speak with her- it's an experience like no other!

Well folks, I have maxed out the publicly posted questions on this listing.  I keep getting some really great responses and apologize I can't post them.

Thanks for views.  Let's keep them coming.  Tell your cousin and your baby's mamma.  HEY for our Tucson, AZ viewers, that's only one phone call!  Okay, not the whole population of Tucson, just the only hater to date that felt the need to introduce himself to me.  Hahaha, silly hater.... the GOD WARRIOR will give you a FIRM POP in the jaw.  555 times.  You know who you are....! 

This just in:  Just finished an interview with the LOVELY Liz Wilde show out of Fort Myers, FL.  Check out their site LIZWILDE.  They have asked for a re-interview with myself and the winning bidder after this item sells!  So, winning bidder (at their discretion) will get some air time as well.  Have fun trying to explain why you shelled out $$$$! for this horrid thing!

Letterman's jaw drops at the presence of the GOD WARRIOR!  UNBELIEVABLE! 

Check out the G4TV's "Attack of the Show" clip featuring my auction HERE!  Please give the video plenty of time to load, you impatient devil spawn.

We've Made It On

Extra Extra!  Read all about it!  I've always wanted to say that but unfortunately wasn't blessed enough to grow up in the 1920's.  I've been getting responses from people all over the nation telling me that they heard about this auction on their news or radio station.  So many I've been unable to post all the places this GOD WARRIOR Bobblehead has been mentioned.  This auction will be ending soon and I will soon disappear like a phantom back into my inconspicuous life of the unnoticed.  Until that day comes, guess what's coming FRESH OFF THE PRESSES!-

Be sure to buy an issue of the LOS ANGELES TIMES tommorrow, November 18th and check out the article featuring interviews of THE GOD WARRIOR and her thoughts on her very own BOBBLEHEAD!  Don't forget to buy Jay a copy!  And his coffee, if you forget to bring Jay his coffee I will freakin' stab you in the jaw and then pour Jay's piping hot coffee in and around your eyes.

Lastly, I'd like to say some of Dane Cook's fantastic comedic abilities have rubbed off on me.  If you want more humor, go see DANE COOK visit his site BUY HIS CD go to his show you Tainted Ungodly People.  I'm just a phantom.

For those of you who can't wait, here's the link to the LA Times article:

http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-reality18nov18,0,5464502.story?coll=cl-tv-top-right

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!