The Book of the SubGenius

The "Sistine Chapel" of the 20th Century, this profusely illustrated, softbound Horror Bible, published by Simon & Schuster, is now in its 17th printing. You'll never have to read another book as long as you live -- because you'll just sit, reading this one over and over again. 200 pages of brain-raping text and graphics. A self-help book for sinners, creeps, morphodites, and all wise persons and guys who knew they wouldn't get "help" from any book even if they needed it in the first place.

Encompasses Life of "Bob," his prophecy, entire past and future history of Earth, and all the instructions you'll ever need for survival, Slack, psychic wealth and prosperity in The End Times.

You will then learn that no matter how sure of things you thought you were, you were DEAD WRONG and GROVELING in an ILLUSION manufactured by the "Authorities" who secretly LORD OVER your VERY MIND. After that, you cannot continue to live in blithering normalcy -- you'll know what you're being fattened for. The book to go buy.