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The
Photo Table
(The Product Photographer's
Dream come true!)
A Great Time Saver and
Creative Aid!
The Fabulous Photo
Table! Every product photographer's
Dream Come True! |
| Here's
what's Included in this Package: |
1)
One Photo Table
2)
One Custom Carrying Case for the Photo Table - FREE!
3) One Cell Phone Antenna Booster - FREE! |
PLUS A FREE
Bonus! $20.00 Value: A Cell Phone Antenna Booster! See it Below!
| The
dimensions are (and remember, all can be adjusted): Table Height:
2.4 ft; Table's Back Height: 5.2 ft (back also tilts); Table's
"seat" (sort of if it were a chair): 3.2' x 2.5' and
it takes down quickly and easily, and can be reassembled in minutes
if you have to take it on location (or store it in your closet
whenever the spouse wants the living room back :). It weighs
about 24 lbs, and don't forget the FREE
Custom Carrying case and Free Cell Phone Antenna Booster! |
BONUS! Custom Carrying Case included (a $40
value - Free)!
Check my other auctions
for some great pro lights and backgrounds to go with this wonderful
photo table.
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The Phabulous Photo
Table
This (apparently)
simple, but surprisingly ingenious Photo Table is one of the
most amazingly helpful pieces of photographic equipment ever
invented for the photographer who ever has a need to photograph
small to medium size items or objects!
This innovative piece
of equipment allows us to make some amazingly creative and visually
arresting photographs of ordinary items. First, it lets us set
up and start working quickly and easily. Next, it's almost infinitely
adjustable, so we can change it whenever we want. And, it holds
all sorts of backgrounds; muslins, canvas, paper rolls as well
as any Diffuser Acrylic Background (a sort of a translucent,
white plastic material you use for the background of the objects
you're photographing, and which can be made to appear almost
any color or shade you like, simply by lighting it from the rear
with a light with a color filter over it. This technique also
adds a background "glow" that looks fabulous! The background
seems to glow with whatever shade you like, and is a real eye-catcher
for your client's products (but don't go out and tell everybody
- like magicians, photographers do the "magic" and
leave our audience gasping with delight - but we never reveal
the "secrets" of our art (let them think we learn our
secret techniques from ancient spiritual geniuses who handed
down these practices from master to disciple over the centuries
- it increases our value:). The "glow" technique is
especially wonderful when photographing glass or plastic objects,
by lighting from below - see the "technique" section
below, and amaze even yourself). BTW, although the carrying case
for this unit is usually an optional extra that sells for $40,
I'll throw in the custom carrying case with this for FREE! The
photographic tips and techniques are also free - whether you
buy anything from me or not. So ask yourself: "Who da man?"
;-)
Basically, this is a product photographer's dream; you can do a whole catalogue's worth
of items in a single day, and also make the background or product's
"surroundings" look either completely consistent, or
amazingly different just by changing paper rolls, or using the
fabulous ChromaKey backgrounds, or lighting white paper differently,
or using color gels over your background light(s). As you can
see, this is sort of a combination product table and background
stand, so by curving the background, you eliminate the horizon,
just as you can with a backdrop stand setup. All in all, a wonderfully
helpful system for both efficiency and (more importantly) creativity!
Yet another "secret" why the pros can do such great
work: they have the right tools for the job! AND, they can CONTROL
THE LIGHT! Try it, you'll like it. ESPECIALLY at this great price!
Please be aware that this setup is the photo table FRAME, as
illustrated; it does not include the paper rolls or background
material (which are available in my eBay store, or at almost
any photo store, hobby store, art store. or photographic supplier),
and there is no shelf included (if it was a chair, the "seat"
would not be included). I had a piece of plywood cut to size,
to use as the shelf. I also drilled a hole in the center of the
plywood shelf, which I use to shine a light through from the
bottom up for "glowing" glass and translucent objects.
See the "technique" section below for more on this
subject.
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| Are you an online seller? Do you have
eBay auctions? If so,
you already know that the better your products look, the more you'll
sell! You have already
learned (or surmised) the most important aspect of a successful
online enterprise; to wit: a good image will sell more product
than a poor image will. A GREAT image (or, better yet, MANY great
images) will sell MANY more products, than poor images
will, etc. That's the first big hump (so to speak) to get over,
and you already have. Good! You know you need to make your products
look great in order to succeed. If you sell products, this Photo
Table, a few lights, and a little time and effort learning how
to use them will allow you to make your products look FABULOUS!
The same is true if you're a product photographer; you
have to make your clients' products look great - that's what
they pay you for. And the better your work, the more you can
charge. This Photo Table will help you succeed. For about what
you'd spend on a dinner in a nice restaurant and a movie, you
can own one of these dynamite Photo Tables. It will make your
life easier, allow you to make many more great images per day
(the more pictures you can make per day, the more money you'll
make per day). The better your clients' products look in your
images, the more your client will sell; the more money your client
makes, the more assignments he'll give you. The more assignments
you're hired to do, the more money you'll make.Think about it. |
Technique: Here's another great suggestion regarding photographing
glassware (or any transparent, semi-transparent, or translucent
objects - when using a Photo Table): Yes, glass and similar substances
are difficult subjects to properly photograph (especially clear
glass objects), but it can be done with a little equipment -
like this Photo Table (and a little creativity). A GREAT technique
to use to make any glass or translucent objects look truly magnificent
and visually striking, with the photo table, is to place your
glass object right over the hole (drilled through the shelf)
or use a piece of transparent or translucent plastic or plexiglas
for the shelf, and light it from below! The light shining up
through the hole (or the plexiglas) into your object will make
the glass object "glow" beautifully (here, though,
you might want to consider using a black background, and let
it underexpose to pure, pitch black; the "glowing"
glass object will appear to "float" in space, and can
look pretty damn fantastic (when done properly)! If you add a
color filter (just a piece of colored cellophane or plastic)
over the light shining up from the bottom of this setup, you
can give it (your glass or plastic object) lovely colorful highlights
that will just amaze the viewers! Using 2 or 3 different colors
can add some really dramatic highlights! Of course, with the
Photo Table, you can even do this with "regular" hot
lights to get an idea of what amazing effects can be accomplished.
If you can't afford to buy a Photo Table, take an old chair,
punch out the seat, and use it for your "poor photographer's"
photo table. "What? Is this guy crazy or something?,"
you're probably asking yourself. "Why is he telling us this?
Shouldn't he be trying to sell us stuff instead?"
Hey, sure I'm in business to sell photographic equipment and
make a living, but I'm also a person (perhaps just like you),
who enjoys photography and who would rather see you make great
pictures, than to try to squeeze the baby's food money out of
you. If you can afford to buy a Photo Table, great! Place your
order right now! But if money's tight, make a "poor photographer's
photo table," with an old chair, and then blow your client's
minds with some phenomenal photographs! Then you'll make a ton
of money photographing products, and you'll come back and buy
the real photo table from me, since the professional photo
table is, of course, larger, much more versatile, infinitely
adjustable (which an old chair isn't), professional, easy and
convenient to break down, and fit into its custom carrying case
when you need to take it on location and make the pictures at
your client's warehouse - or stash it in the corner of a closet
when the spouse want's the living room back - I have no doubt
you'll toss out that flea-bitten, ugly and embarrassing old chair
just as soon as you can afford the real thing:). After all, you're
not going to make a great impression on your clients by dragging
an ugly old chair around with you, will you? :) Thanks for viewing
this auction, best of luck, and check out my other auctions for lotsa great photographic
equipment! And remember, half the battle is having the right
equipment for the job. And for barely more than a hundred and
fifty bucks, this photo table just might be the best photographic
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Quickie Technique #4: Exposure - All meters built into all cameras
are "reflection" meters; they read the light reflected
by our subjects AND everything else in our viewfinder! This often
causes incorrect readings, and pictures that turn out looking
like doo-doo. Instead of letting our camera's meter read the
exposure from our whole frame, either zoom in to fill
the viewfinder with our subject (i.e., the face of our subject,
or the flower's petals, or the black cat's coat, etc.), or, if
you're not using a zoom lens, walk up close to our subject, fill
the viewfinder with the most important part of our subject, then,
when our viewfinder is filled with our subject and NOT with the
surroundings, lock in exposure (e.g., press the shutter button
half-way down), and zoom out or back up, re-compose the shot,
and then press the shutter button all the way down
and make the exposure! I think you'll be amazed with the results!
More "quickie techniques" information will be included
in my other auction descriptions. Thank you for viewing this
auction, and may you have the very best of luck! Tell me more about getting perfect exposure... |
FREE! Custom Carrying Case included!
FREE!
Cell Phone Antenna Booster! See it Below! |
This
fantastic Photo Table is only $139.00!
Plus,
get a FREE Custom Carrying
case & Cell Phone Antenna Booster |
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
Elv*s has left the building...."
(Sorry, eBay won't allow me to
use the great rock & roller's name anymore; but we know who
Elv*s is, don't we?:)
That's it for the goodies, folks; now for the details (below):
| Shipping and Handling: Standard
UPS Ground shipping and handling in the lower 48 USA states is
35.85 (remember, this weighs a bit!) for the first unit and 24.55
for the second and additional units shipped together to the same
address. Canadian shipping is 49.90. If you want a shipping quote,
feel free to e-mail me.
Payments by credit cards, cashier's checks and money orders processed
immediately; personal & business checks are welcome, but
order will be held until check clears (5-12 business days). Taxable
(8.25%) for California residents only. Thank you for taking the
time to view this auction, may you have best of luck, and happy
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| Guaranteed!
This brand new, top quality,
table equals or surpasses those with list prices double, triple,
and sometimes far higher! Go ahead, check with your local photo
store(s) and other online suppliers. Bid responsibly, but with
confidence. These items are 100% guaranteed to be brand new,
with the full manufacturer's warantee (one year)! In addition,
you may return this photo table (in new and undamaged condition,
of course) within 7 days of receipt for a refund (excluding shipping
and a manufacturer-imposed 20% restocking fee), if you don't
agree that it's the best photographic aid you've ever owned!
Trust me, you'll love it! For over two thousand
more impartial and objective opinions, check my feedback; and see what every
other customer has had to say about this product (as well as
every other item I've ever sold), and about my service, and my
commitment to 100% customer satisfaction! Hey, us struggling
photogs have to stick together, y'know (and all of us are always
struggling - to make that elusive "perfect" photograph
or video, huh?). Thanks again for viewing this auction, and best
of luck to you; feel free to e-mail
any questions to me, and may the photographic Gods smile
upon you (um, a nice present from the Lottery Gods wouldn't hurt,
either, huh? :-) For answers to common questions, read my FAQ. |
|
Want this same
Photo Table, but with an amazing ChromaKey Background?
Just check my eBay Store! |
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| NOTE: You're welcome to pay with PayPal or
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those not technologically inclined, snail mail (i.e. the post
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options here.
I hope this helps provide enough alternatives for you (if not,
feel free to send in your suggestions; e-mail
me here). One of the differences between me and the big guys,
is the fact that I'm always willing to do whatever I possibly
can to help out my customers in whatever ways are needed. Here's
my philosophy on "Customer Service." Will I ship to Canada?
Sure I will! |
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| Want
this same great Photo Table - but With a ChromaKey Background,
too? Perhaps some lights to make your images look fabulous? Just
see my other eBay auctions and my eBay store. Why don't you check
them out right now? See
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purchase; simply placing your bid, places your order! Order one
item or package, and one gets shipped right away; order 2, and
both get shipped right away.
So just decide how many
of these fabulous Photo Tables you want, and as soon as you place
your order (and pay), your new goodies will be on their way to
you - right away!
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more and making more money is fairly easy if you just... |
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The Portrait Session: If, for example, we're doing a portrait
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| Portrait Tip 2: This tip
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Ever
have your cellular phone fail to find a signal when you really
needed it? Those of us who have cell phones, have them because
we never know when we'll find ourselves in a situation where
it will save our butts (or those of our spouses, kids, or friends)
from some emergency.
Other times, when we're on our
cell phone with an important call, we discover that we've just
"dropped" the call during the most important part of
our conversations. It's happened to all of us, and I really hated
it when it happened to me!
We've all seen the ads on TV
and in the magazines and newspapers for these Cell Phone Antenna
Boosters, and hundreds of thousands have been sold for $19.95
each! And, yes, they DO help (I've tried them on my own cell
phones). They're easy to install (just peel and stick them behind
the battery). To be perfectly honest (and I always am:), they're
not as "Wonderful" as the TV ads make them out to be
(what is?:), but they really do help pull in the cell signals
when you're in a "fringe" area or inside buildings.
I certainly don't think they're worth $20, but in an emergency,
these little antenna boosters could make the difference for you.
And one thing's for sure: you can't beat the price! It's FREE!
I just happened to come upon
a fabulous deal for these cellular phone antenna boosters, and
I feel that it's something we should all have - after
all, when an emergency happens to us, we'll NEED to have a connection
that will work (but no guarantees:)!
Sure, I could have sold these
for five, ten, or maybe even fifteen dollars each (as others
are doing) and I could have made a great profit on them - but
I'm NOT the average eBay seller (you might care to review my
business philosophy, here), and I feel that if you're kind enough
to purchase this great professional lighting equipment from me,
the least I could do would be to give you one of these as a FREE
gift! So I'm including one of these Cellular Antenna Boosters
with EVERY order. For FREE! Just my way of saying: "Thank
you for your patronage!" So "Who da man?" Huh?
Who da man? ;-)
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| Each and every order (placed from this eBay
auction listing) will include one
FREE Cellular Phone Antenna Booster. Please
understand that you will receive one
free antenna booster with your order (regardless of how many
kits or items you may order from a dutch auction). Unlike with
other sellers, this is not a gimmick - there's no "catch,"
there are no additional costs to you, there are no
additional "shipping" or "handling" charges
tacked on - this is really and truly a FREE bonus! Wondering
if my products are really as good as they sound? Just
check my feedback for assurance, and see for yourself! |
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Options: Questions? Requests? Just e-mail me
if anything is unclear or if you have any requests. I'm here
to help. |
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the eBay auctions page! The only way to be sure you haven't missed
something that might be perfect for your needs is to check
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| Remember,
folks, there's virtually nothing for sale nowadays that someone
couldn't make a little cheaper, using lower quality materials,
less reliable components, poorer manufacturing processes, and
unskilled workers. Those of us who make our purchasing decisions
based solely upon price are this unscrupulous person's legitimate
prey. For goodness sakes, don't pay a cent more than you have
to for a product - but in my (sad) experience whenever a
deal seems "too good to be true," it usually turns
out not to be true. Please check my feedback - and then make your purchasing
decisions; after all, it's your money, and you
have to decide upon what to purchase, and from whom to purchase
it. I've done my very best to provide you with the best quality
equipment available, for the absolutely lowest price that can
be found. And take a moment to compare with any other seller
or source all the help and information I provide to my customers
- for free. I'm not some huge corporation out to squeeze every
last cent out of my customers - I'm just a regular person (like
you, perhaps) doing his best to be fair and honest and provide
my fellow photo/video/graphers with the tools they need in order
to be successful. If you're interested, here's my business philosophy. Thank you for being
kind enough to visit this auction, and may the Photographic Gods
smile upon you (um, a little help from the Lottery Gods wouldn't
hurt either, huh?). |
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| Looking for something else in professional
photographic / video lighting equipment at unbelievable
prices? Remember, a photographer is a "Light Writer" and for professional images, you'll
need studio lighting equipment! Just check out some of these
great pro studio equipment deals. How can I sell brand new, quality,
photographic equipment for such low prices? See THIS
for the answer. Want some advice on what to order? Just Click
HERE for some helpful information. |
Kits
with 200 Watt Continuous Lamps |
Kits
with 650 Watt Continuous Lamps |
Kits
with 1,000 Watt Continuous Lamps |
Backgrounds & Background
Support Sets |
| 1
Lamp 200 Watt Continuous Digital/Video/Film Light [$49] |
One
lamp 650 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$169] |
1
Lamp 1,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$159] |
CkromaKey
Backgrounds (blue/green) [$49+] |
| 1
Lamp 200 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$109] |
2
Lamp1,300 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$439] |
2
Lamp 2,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$419] |
"Stormy
Weather" Background/Backdrop [$99] |
| 2
Lamp 400 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$229] |
3
Lamp 1,800 Watt Continuous Focusable Lighting kit - Sale! [$499] |
3
Lamp 3,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$599] |
"Forest
Path" Background/Backdrop [$119] |
| 3
Lamp 600 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$299] |
NEW! Fabulous new Dual-bulb 300/600 watt digital/video
lights - too new to list - inquire for details. |
4
Lamp 4,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$789] |
"ThunderBolt
Brown" Background [$139] |
| 4
Lamp 800 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$398] |
Just Arrived! New 300 watt lamp kits at unbelievable
prices! Inquire for details. |
5
Lamp 5,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$1089] |
Deluxe
Background Support Set [$119] |
| 5
Lamp 1,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$449] |
Many
more in stock! |
6
Lamp 6,000 Watt Continuous Lighting Kit [$1049] |
Super
12 Triple-Capable Background Support Set [$139] |
| 9
Lamp, 9,000 Watt Complete Continuous Lighting Digital/Video/Film
Moviemaking Studio Package - with a Free Digital Camera! [On
Sale for Only $1499.00!] |
| NB: If you want
to keep this page open while checking out the other kits at the
links above and below, just hold down the Control or Command
Key when clicking on a link, and a new browser page will open
up, keeping this page open behind it. |
| Strobes (flash units)
and strobe kits and packages |
Kits
with Strobes (Flash Equipment) |
1
Strobe BB-50 Starter Kit [$89] The lowest priced starter
kit you're ever likely to find. |
Starter
Strobe Kit [$95] Where else can you find such a deal? Huh?
Well, huh? ;-) |
90WS
Starter Flash/Strobe Lighting Kit [$119] A great start for
the financially challenged beginning photographer. |
| AMAZING
"Anywhere" Slave Flash Unit! [$21] |
1
Strobe 120WS Starter Lighting Kit [$129] |
2
Strobe Portrait Lighting Kit [$179] |
150WS
Pro Strobe/Flash Lighting Kit [$189] |
| 2
Strobe 180WS Lighting Kit [$299] |
2
Strobe 300WS Lighting Kit [$379] |
3
Strobe 360WS Lighting Kit (without carrying cases) [$339] |
3
Strobe 360WS Pro Portrait/Product Lighting Kit [$379] |
| 3
Strobe 400WS Portrait Lighting Kit [$499] |
4/5
Strobe Lighting Kit [$649] |
5
Strobe Pro Lighting Kit [$699] |
5
Strobe Kit with ChromaKey Background [789] |
| 7
Strobe Pro Lighting Kit [$1049] |
15
Strobe ULTIMATE Pro Studio Package [$2299] A whole professional photocraphic lighting
studio in one fabulous kit! Just open up the boxes, and you're
in business! |
| Many
more photographic goodies are to be found in my eBay auctions
and in my eBay store. Why dont you check them out? No charge,
no obligation: See
ALL my eBay Auctions |
| Camera/Camcorder/Strobe
Photo Carrying Case [$25] |
Light
Stands & Umbrellas Carrying Case [$23] |
Shipping & Payments |
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back often - new photographic goodies are arriving all the time. |
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| Here's
what's Included in this Package: |
1)
One Photo Table
2)
One Custom Carrying Case for the Photo Table - FREE!
3) One Cell Phone Antenna Booster - FREE! |
| Want
this great Photo Table - but With a ChromaKey Background, too?
Perhaps some lights to make your images look fabulous? Just see
my other eBay auctions and my eBay store. Why don't you check
them out right now? See
ALL my eBay Auctions |
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© 2005 RMorgan/Adam Publishing Co./Wryter
All Wrights Wreserved Worldwide! So there! ;-)
Details,
details, details....
· All payments must be in US dollars, and
all checks drawn on a US bank.
· All orders from Canada, Puerto Rico,
Alaska, Hawaii, and any other countries MUST include your phone
number, or it cannot be shipped.
· Orders from Puerto Rico, Alaska, and
Hawaii can ONLY be shipped via UPS Second Day Air or Next Day
Air, so be sure to include the appropriate shipping charges or
your order will be delayed. Shipping charges for APO and FPO
addresses will be higher than those listed. Please e-mail me
for a shipping quote.
· While personal and business checks are
welcome, it will delay shipment of your order by 5-12 BUSINESS
days.
· If you send me an e-mail and don't receive
a response within a couple of business days (give me a little
more time during holiday periods), please re-send it. I receive
over 1,000 (yes, one thousand) e-mail messages every week, and
do my best to keep up, but there's only one of me, so have some
pity. ALSO, Lately, I've been having trouble with some customers'
"spam blockers" - those programs that purport to filter
out spam and let through "good" e-mail messages. Actually,
most spam blockers suck! So before excoriating me about not answering
your e-mail, first go look in your spam blocker's junk mail mailbox,
and most likely you'll find my previous e-mail message(s), which
were most likely unceremoniously tossed aside like a dirty washcloth
by poorly-written algorithms in inferior spam blocker software
- and I assure you that my "filtered out" e-mail messages
are weeping uncontrollably at being so terribly mistreated by
second-class software authors and their worthless progeny! ;-)
Sorry for the resentment, but it's really annoying to have to
send the same e-mail messages half a dozen times, and still have
my (beloved) customers not receive it - and then get mad at me
for not replying to them.
· Lots of local folks ask about visiting
my store, or picking up their order personally; this won't work
because I don't have a store (that's how I can sell this brand
new equipment for such low prices), and the warehouse does not
allow individual pickups.
· While I don't ship to foreign countries
(outside of Canada), if you arrange for an international freight
carrier to pickup of your order, I'll be glad to pack it up and
have it waiting for pickup by your shipping company.
· Being human (yeah, believe it or not),
I might even make a mistake (yes, as hard as it may be to believe,
I actually did make a mistake once - I think it was back in '81:),
and if I ever do again, I'll make it right just as soon as I
realize it; so please don't hesitate to let me know if I mess
up somewhere - I'll do whatever it takes to make you a happy
camper.
· If you should ever be tempted to leave
negative feedback for me, PLEASE contact me first (and give me
some time to reply); I'll offer the same courtesy for you. Also,
please understand that it is absolutely impossible to please
EVERYBODY! Just check my feedback, and you'll see that thousands
and thousands of my (cherished) eBay customers are absolutely
thrilled with their purchases (and thousands more non-eBay customers,
too) - but very rarely, every now and then, someone pops up who
is absolutely impossible to please! But I have no doubt that
any fair-minded individual will see through those kinds of folks,
and realize that pleasing way, way, over 99% of everybody
is about as good as it ever gets. |
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You are REQUIRED to be absolutely,
positively, 100% THRILLED with your order as well as my customer
service! You have no
choice in the matter, so give up any foolish notions you might
have about not being 100% happy. So there! Seriously, though,
I'll do my very best to assure that you're always 100% satisfied
with our transaction(s), and please don't hesitate to let me
know if there's anything else I can do to make your purchase
- and your photography and/or videography - as enjoyable and
as satisfying as possible. Please realize that I'm not some huge
corporation, trying to squeeze every last cent of profit out
of their customers; I'm just a regular person (like you, perhaps)
who is doing his very best to help you improve your photography/videography,
and to deserve your business and your trust by being as honest,
fair, and honorable as possible. Thanks for viewing this auction,
it is appreciated. Take care, be happy, give those you love lotsa
hugs, and always keep your camera handy!. |
andale andalegallery
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