eBay Store inventory Fixed Price: $75 The Fuzziest Son of God Jesus H. Christ In His Best Crown of Thorns on Black Velvet from Tijuana, Mexico A Genuine Original Authentic Mexican Black Velvet Jesus H. Christ Painting from Indignico Inc. This is not an original hand-painted authentic Mexican Black Velvet Jesus H. Christ Painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition," -- a genuine Patriot Portrait Collectible authenticated Tijuana black velvet portraiture collection produced by Indignico Inc.; and so this painting, is not like all the rest of the Tijuana black velvet paintings in every one of the Tijuana black velvet portraiture collections produced by Indignico Inc., which is to say: ...guaranteed to have been entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by the talented hands of a professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico... However, despite this possibly silk-screened Guadalajara 'painting's' particular region-of-origin or method-of-production, this Jesus H. Christ velvet painting was still created--every bit as much as were all the rest of the genuine hand-painted Tijuana Black Velvet Standard velvet paintings of Indignico Inc.--which is to say: it was created entirely for you, the All-American American People. ~ and that, my fellow All-American Americans, is just the sort of thing one can expect from the good folks and fine patriotic Corporate-American executives of Indignico Inc. . . an All-American American company that can be counted on to do absolutely whatever it takes to smuggle over the border and into your lives just a little bit more All-American American Quality . . . ~ Quality You Can Feel. ~

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Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet Jesus H. Christ Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico

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~ The FAQ & A ~

• What is this thing?!?
  This is an original Tijuana black velvet painting of the much-loved religious figure known to many around the world as 'Our Lord And Saviour, Jesus H. Christ, the son of God.' This starkly beautiul velvet portrait of The Bringer of the Good News was painted in Guadalajara, Mexico in 2007 by professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist "Sanchez" and is loved by the masses unconditionally.

• What Condition?
  Mint Condition.

• Dimensions?
  16-inches by 20-inches (w/o frame).

• Is a Frame included with this Painting?
  No. But the buyer may add any of the frames pictured on this velvet painting below... Or--way better yet--the buyer may add any of the many more other frames pictured on any of the many, more other Tijuana Black Velvet Paintings which are currently on display and on sale in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc.
  
  Prices for adding a frame to your freshly purchased Tijuana Black Velvet Jesus painting range from $25 for the Inexpensive Carved Mexican Wooden Frames to $50 for The Cherrywood or The Ornate Golden Frames.

• Shipping & Handling?
  Ships via UPS-Ground, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)

• Payment-Methods?
  Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Personal Checks-(check must clear prior to shipment), and last, but never least--Cash.

• What's the Opening Bid for this Beautiful Tijuana Black Velvet Painting of Mr. Jesus H. Christ, Son of God?
  No Opening Bid--Because this is not an Auction with an Opening Bid, but instead it is sold as "Store Inventory" which sells at a fixed price. And the Store Inventory Fixed Price for this velvet painting is: $75.00

• Hmmmm... Sanchez.... Saaaaay, wasn't this "Sanchez" one of the Tijuana velvet Elvis artists commissioned by Indignico Inc. back in '96 to paint the very first Limited-Issue Velvet Republican presidential-style Tijuana black velvet paintings of Republicans that then were sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention to other Republicans--by illegal Mexicans?!?
  No. Absolutely not! That was: Jorge Terrones, Chuey Gutierrez, Azcona and ARGO.

• Oh. Sorry.

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The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc.

~ The Limitless Edition ~
No American Citizen Should Be Without One.

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Shipping-&-Handling

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The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via UPS with $100 insurance and the buyer of the painting pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added.

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Payment Methods

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I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after close of this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.

Good Luck.

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S/H for all unframed 16x20 Velvet Paintings shipped within the continental U.S. is $15. Adding a frame increases s/h/framing charges to $30. I ship via UPS or Fed-Ex and provide insurance of $100. Re. foreign shipments: s/h charges will INCREASE for shipments OUTSIDE the continental U.S. -- unless, the velvet is taken off its wooden stretcher bars, rolled up and shipped in shipping tube, in which case s/h charges will be same amount as standard shipments within the continental U.S.