Things Not to Say to a Horse Owner Funny Sweatshirt SM

We've all heard them - "helpful" comments from well-meaning folks who haven't got a clue. We've gathered them all up and placed them on a Sweatshirt. Do you have a non-horsey friend or spouse who just doesn't "get it"? Maybe this will help...

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Text on the shirt says:
Any phrase containing the word "hayburner" Riding isn't a sport, the horse does all the work. Oh - you're going to breed her... how long will it take her to have a litter? Why do you have so many horses? You can only ride one at a time. Doesn't it hurt when you fall off? Why don't you train him to go outside like a dog, instead of in his stall? If you kept the house as neat as you do the barn, we wouldn't have to look for things. Did you step in something? Your boots stink. Should you still be riding at your age? My teen is so lazy. I'll send him/her to your place-maybe you can get him/her to work! You paid HOW much? ____ is old and you don't ride him anyway, why don't you sell him? When can we come to ride? The way you treat that horse, you'd think it was part of your family. You have to buy hay? Can't they just eat grass? Your barn is cleaner than your house. Your horse is only worth what someone will pay you for him. My car/boat/motorcycle just sits in the garage until I need it. If you spent as much time with your husband as you do your horse, you'd have a happier marriage. Your horse's only talent is stimulating the economy. Why put your vet's/farrier's kids through college? You could be taking a vacation! Shouldn't that saddle in your front room be in the barn? Gosh - your horse trailer cost more than your house! Imagine how much money you'd have if you didn't have all these horses to feed! Eew! Horse poop. How do you walk around here? Haven't you outgrown that horse "thing" yet? Geez- It's ONLY a horse! You have horses... you must be RICH!

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