The Tackiest Tijuana Velvet There Ever Was
The Devil On The Can
On Black Velvet
from Tijuana, Mexico
A Genuine Hand-Painted Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet Satan Painting
from Indignico Inc.
This is an original hand-painted Tijuana Black Velvet Satan Painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition" ~ a Genuine Patriot Portrait Collectible Authenticated Tijuana Black Velvet Painting hand-painted in early 2007 by professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist "L. Zamora" in Tijuana, Mexico for you, the All-American American People. ~ And that is all thanks to the good people and fine, patriotic Corporate-American executives of Indignico Inc. . . an All-American American company that can be counted on to do whatever it takes to smuggle, over the border and into your lives, just a little bit more All-American American Quality.
~ Quality You Can Feel. ~
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~ The Artist ~
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Professional Mexican
Velvet Elvis Artist
from Tijuana
Under a pair of disapproving gazes from his Velvet Marleys, L.Zamora, Tijuana's most unique black velvet artist, sheepishly shows off some of his less religiously-themed works in his outdoor black velvet shop and street gallery on the streets of Tijuana, Mexico
L. ZAMORA
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Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet Satan Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico
~ The FAQ & A ~
- What is this thing?!?
This is the tackiest Tijuana Black Velvet of them all, an original hand-painted black velvet painting of Satan, The Father of Lies, using the facilities, aka "The Devil on the Can On Black Velvet" painted in early 2007 by famed professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana L. ZAMORA.
- What Condition?
Mint Condition.
- Dimensions?
18-inches by 24-inches (w/o frame).
- Is the Frame Included with this Painting?
No. But the buyer may add any one of the frames pictured below on this velvet painting, or any one of the many other frames pictured on any of the many other velvet paintings that are currently on sale right now in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc. The prices for these frames are very reasonable, ranging from $25 for the Mexican Carved Wooden Frames to $50 for the Cherrywood or Ornate Golden Frames.
- Shipping & Handling?
Ships via UPS-Ground, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)
- Payment-Methods?
Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Personal Checks-(must clear prior to shipment), and lastly, but never leastly--Cash.
- What's the Opening Bid for this Genuine Authentic Mexican-made Black Velvet Tacky, Tacky and Quite Possibly Blasphemous Tijuana Thing??
The Opening Bid is: $35, Or if you act superfast you can BUY IT NOW for only: $75
- L. Zamora? Wasn't this "L. Zamora" one of the Tijuana velvet Elvis artists commissioned by Indignico Inc. back in 1996 to paint the very first Limited-Issue Velvet Republican paintings sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention?:
No.
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More Wordier Description
This original black velvet painting of Satan is from the black velvet portraiture collection produced by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. and known throughout the world as: "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc., The Limitless Edition"
This black velvet painting of Satan-on-the-growler--better known as The Tackiest Tijuana Black Velvet Painting Of All Time--is an original hand-painted black velvet painting of Satan, The Father of Lies, sitting on the growler... using the facilities... indisposed at the moment...Devil On The Toilet...And this perfectly natural act by this perfectly unnatural being was captured and painted entirely by hand on black velvet in early 2007 by famed professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist L. ZAMORA in Tijuana, Mexico.
"The Devil on the Can On Black Velvet." is in mint-condition and sports the artist's signature at the bottom right-hand corner of the painting. Its dimensions are 18"x24" (unframed), and the frame is not included with the painting; however, if the buyer would like to add a frame to this velvet painting, then that lucky buyer may do so during checkout. Some of the more popular frames are pictured below. And yet, somehow, even more frames can be viewed on yet still even more completely other Tijuana Black Velvet Paintings which are currently on sale and on display in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc.... Really... Go There, You'll see.
And that then, finally, just about covers it description-wise... and so that then, finally--and I mean it this time--is just about that; and, so, in conclusion:
The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc.
~ The Limitless Edition ~
No American Citizen Should Be Without One.
Shipping-&-Handling
The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via UPS-Ground with $100 insurance and the buyer pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added.
Payment Methods
I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after the close of this this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.
Good Luck.
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