Velvet Painting of Dick Cheney, Cheney On Black Velvet
The All-Pro NeoCon On Black Velvet, painted by Romero

eBay Store Inventory Fixed Price:

^$350

Isn't It Time You Paid Your Respects?

The Patriot Portrait Collectibles
of Indignico Inc. Proudly Presents:

Vice President of the United States of America
Dick Cheney
"The All-Pro Neo Con"
On Black Velvet
The Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm
^from The All-New, Anything-Goes
2004 Re-Election Collection^tm

#221/1000

No American Citizen Should Be Without One.

Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Hand-Painted Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm
Presidential-Style Tijuana Black Velvet Portraits
~ from Indignico Inc. ~

This painting of Vice President Dick Cheney is an authentic Mexican Black Velvet Painting from "The All-New, Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collection"^tm, a Limited-Edition series of museum-quality black velvet paintings which was produced exclusively by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles^tm of Indignico Inc. This particular black velvet painting was hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico in the Fall of 2004 by the professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist called "Romero." The painting is called: "The All-Pro Neo Con, Dick Cheney On Black Velvet" (Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm #221/1000).
Each genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm black velvet presidential-style portrait produced by Indignico Inc. comes complete with its own match-numbered Certificate-Of-Authenticity. Printed on high quality parchment, this tamper-proof certificate--also produced by Indignico Inc.--guarantees that your presidential-style black velvet painting is an original work of authentic Mexican black velvet art which was painted entirely by hand in Tijuana, Mexico by a professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and it was created exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectibles^tm of Indignico Inc. and entirely for you.
And speaking of you, you will never find anything else like this anywhere else--ever: like Nature's own snowflake, no two Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans^tm can ever be exactly alike, whether it's "Black Velvet Cheney de Romero #221/1000" or "Black Velvet Cheney de Romero #621/1000"... each one is a unique, hand-painted, one-of-a-kind, All-American Original.
And that's what makes your genuine Patriot Portrait Collectible^tm Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm presidential-style black velvet painting from Tijuana such a guaranteed investment, something sure to be handed down, father to son, for generations to come, quickly becoming a treasured family heirloom in absolutely no time at all. But only if you act now--right now.

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Get Your Patriot Portrait Collectible^tm Genuine, Original, Hand-Painted, Authentic Mexican, Limited-Issue Velvet Republican,^tm Presidential-Style, Tijuana black velvet painting from Indignico Inc. today! But you must act soon, move quickly. Buy it now. Supplies are strictly limited. Resources are dwindling. Life is very short. Get your Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm presidential-style black velvet portrait right now--before it's too late.

The Patriot Portrait Collectibles^tm of Indignico Inc.
No American Citizen Should Be Wthout One.

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~ The Artist ~

Standing beside one of his own Tijuana black velvet creations in his Velvet Painting Studio Apartment is Baja's youngest and arguably most talented professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist, Francisco 'Pancho' ROMERO in February of 2006

PANCHO
ROMERO

Standing beside one of his own black velvets in his Velvet Painting Studio Apartment is Baja's youngest and most talented professional Mexican Velvet Elvis artist, Francisco 'Pancho' ROMERO; February 2006.

Professional Mexican
Velvet Elvis Artist
from Tijuana

Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Black Velvet Republican Portraiture
from Tijuana, Mexico

~ The FAQ & A ~

What is this thing?!?
This thing is an original Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm black velvet painting from Tijuana, Mexico of Vice President Dick Cheney. It is from the Limited-Edition, collectible presidential-style black velvet portraiture series produced by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. and known throughout the world as "The ALL-NEW Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collection^tm of Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans^tm from Indignico Inc."
This velvet painting of Dick Cheney--like all genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans--was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by a professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectibles^tm of Indignico Inc.
This particular painting of Dick Cheney on black velvet was painted in Tijuana, Mexico in the fall of 2004 by the professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist called Romero. The Certificate-Of-Authenticity that accompanies this black velvet Cheney de Romero attests to these facts, as well as one more--this particular Patriot Portrait Collectible^tm Tijuana black velvet painting of Vice President Dick Cheney is Limited-Issue Velvet Republican^tm #221/1000.
Really?
Yes.
Fine. What Condition?
Mint Condition.
Dimensions?
18-inches by 24-inches (w/o frame).
Is a frame included with this painting?
No. But the buyer may add any one of the frames pictured below on this velvet painting, or any one of the many other frames pictured on any of the many other velvet paintings that are currently on sale right now in the eBay Store of Indignico Inc. The prices for frames are very reasonable, ranging from $25 for the Mexican Carved Wooden Frames to $50 for the Cherrywood or Ornate Golden Frames.
Shipping & Handling?
Ships via USPS, +$15 s/h (unframed), +$30 s/h (framed)
Payment-Methods?
Debit Cards & Credit Cards (thru PayPal), Cashier's Checks, Money Orders, Personal Checks-(check must clear prior to shipment), and last, but never least--Cash.
What's the Opening Bid for this Genuine Authentic Mexican-made Black Velvet Republican painting?
There is no Opening Bid--This is not an auction, but instead eBay Store Inventory that sells at a fixed price. And the Store Inventory Fixed Price for this velvet painting is: $350.00
Pancho Romero? Saaaaay, wasn't this "Pancho Romero" one of the Tijuana velvet Elvis artists commissioned by Indignico Inc. back in '96 to paint the very first Limited-Issue Velvet Republican presidential-style Tijuana black velvet paintings that were first sold at the 1996 Republican National Convention to other Republicans--by illegal Mexicans?!?
No.
Oh.

Shipping-&-Handling

The moment I receive payment I will immediately--but carefully--swaddle your velvet painting (and its frame should you opt for that addition) in a nearly bullet-proof carapace of cardboard and bubble-wrap. I ship via USPS with $50 insurance and the buyer of the painting pays flat-rate s/h charges of $15 for an unframed velvet painting and $30 s/h if a frame is added.

Payment Methods

I will accept payment by debit card or credit card (thru PAYPAL), by Money Order, by Cashier's Check, by Personal Check (the check must clear before I'll ship anything), or by Cash. All Sales Are Final. The buyer can expect an email from me after close of this listing to work out any details and commence the commerce.

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Thanks for bidding. S/H for all unframed Velvet Paintings measuring 18x24 and shipped within the United States is $15. Adding a frame will increase the s/h & framing charges to a total of $30. Also--S/H charges will increase for shipments outside the continental U.S. Re. insurance - I provide insurance of $50, If winner wants more insurance or alt shipping method to USPS, I will do it as long as the winner pays. Thank You and Good Luck.