 You are Bidding on a barely used copy of Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be A Redneck If....
It is in GREAT CONDITION. NO SCRATCHES!!!!!!!! I OFFER COMBINED, FAST, SAFE SHIPPING!! ONLY TWO LEFT!!!!! Get YOURS Today!!!!! I have 2 copies of this CD. You will receive 1 of the pictured copies. Sorry, but you cannot choose which one.
*Scanned Photo Used In This Ad * YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK If... is taken from Jeff Foxworthy's two Showtime Comedy specials.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF "you've ever been too drunk to fish" or "the UFO  hotline limits you to one call per day" or "your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade." Some of Jeff Foxworthy's stand-up comedy seems to reach below the belt of good ol' country boys and girls, but he's really just laughing at himself, which is to say he's laughing at the kind of guy who thinks Texas is "where people talk normal." Foxworthy talks normal by those standards, and for most of his routine he makes observations about the usual subjects like being single and being married, but with backwater twists.
His are men who think loading the dishwasher means getting their wives drunk; women who do 99 percent of the cleaning but "are not as proud of their 99 percent as men are of our one"; men who would pay good money -- "ten bucks!" -- to watch birds eat rice and explode. If you buy this record, you're probably a redneck, but you'll understand it even if you're not.Track listing
1. Introduction
2. Words In The South
3. You Might Be A Redneck If...
4. Life As A Father
5. Single Life Is Just Too Hard
6. I Love Being Married
7. You Might Be A Redneck If...(Part 2) - (encore)
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