Here’s an interesting item dating back to the beginning of the 21^st century. In other words, “my how time flies.” That’s when the folks at Sharper Image came up with the famous Zytool. Introduced at $59.95 this neat and nifty “technological marvel” was touted as the greatest thing since sliced bread… or was that bottled beer. Here’s a quote from the Sharper Image web site:

Inspired by the nifty key-holders of the best new luxury vehicles, Zytool® is Sharper Image Design's well-crafted multi-tool, multi-function device that looks and feels gratifyingly sensual — solid, sleek, neat, dynamic. In the hand, it feels pleasurable and satisfying, and it's amazingly useful for everything from tightening eyeglass frames to recording verbal memos.

Its handle is made of space-age Zytel™ — Dupont's® innovative impact-resistant nylon polymer. Push the button and three stainless-steel screwdrivers flip open with a perceptible "thump." Tools include a Phillips screwdriver; a tiny screwdriver for eyeglass frames with an inch and metric measure; and a flat-head screwdriver with file. Choose one blade and press the others back into the handle.

Zytool is also an excellent digital voice recorder with 20-second memory — ideal for noting your car's parking location or an elusive address. The blue LED mini light illuminates dark keyholes, theater programs or maps. A two-hour countdown timer helps keep you on schedule. Comes with key rings to attach to swivel eyelet. Handle measures 3 1/2" long. Weighs 3 1/2 oz. Recorder and light are powered by 2 CR2032 lithium batteries (4 included). Select blue, black or red. Created by Sharper Image ®.

 Time passes. Now in December 2007 the Zytool is long since missing from active duty. The last price listed was $9.95 and it was a deal sweetener for other products sold by Sharper Image. Act now for a limited time only…

Most of the Zytools have come and gone. Some are still in active service and many have found their way to the dumpster.

Earlier today I was sorting through a few boxes of items in storage that had not been opened since our family move in 2002. Lo and behold here was a brand new unopened factory sealed package containing a Zytool. According to the bar code, this one is yellow! It was a gift that I never got around opening.

I guess I really never had the urge to be a genuine Zytool user.

Here’s your chance to have your very own Zytool. Everything is complete as shipped from the factory. The shrink-wrapped package was never opened. The two CR2032 batteries included in the package are probably still good since this type of battery has an extremely long shelf life.

Act now!