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It looks like fossilized dead spaghettioes or stretched alien veins after being broiled in Alien acidity blood.
With a frothy-floaty swag look and dried up to something crispy! It also appears to be with one button, a few bones, and a few bird feathers in it.
Strange that something could be sculpted with the help of an Alien with such a talent.
You will not see one like this anywhere else on earth.
Size is 6" long by 4" wide by 7/16th" deep
Weight: 35.4 grams
{It appears to be made of inert ingredients, petroleum distillates, and actual creature parts}
Meanwhile some mineralogist's friends said it looks more like pseudomorphic abrecciated goethite-limonite aggregate. "Whatever that means? Though another "perfect enquirer" said this strange object will truly change how fast future swimmers will travel at the wanted higher speeds with it on swimsuits.
YOU CAN THROW AWAY GOLD - PLATINUM - AND - EVERY VALUABLE OBJECT ON THE PLANET' BECAUSE THE WINNER THAT OWNS THIS WAS BORN TO BE A WINNER FOR LIFE! "IS WHAT THE ALIEN MOTHER SAID TO ME.
THE REST OF ALL THOSE WHOM DO NOT BID IS ALL LOSERS - WEEPERS - WANT OTHER THINGS - OR DON'T NEED ANYTHING - OR - LOST
IF YOU THINK MY STARTING BID IS TO LOW FOR SOMETHING SO VALUABLE WAIT UNTIL THE WINNERS ARE ALL ON THE TONIGHT SHOW-SHOWING OFF THEIR STRENGTH AND SUPER WIN GIFTS.
IF YOU WANT TO IGNORE THIS ITEM AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE - GO RIGHT AHEAD AND "SEE IF MY FUTURE PARTNERS WILL CARE."
Though if you force me to go pan for gold for life! My winners will understand and you can go kick a can."
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