and a finer bunch o' good ol' boys they never wuz!!  howdy, y'all!!!  this here's ol' chuck 'down south' wagon agin from thu lonely star state o' texas with anuther picture poster offer straight from thu 'near about broke' ranch spread!!!  well sir, maw's commencing ta do her springly cleanin' uh might early this year & from thu cedar chest she's done went 'n cleaned out a whole passel of old 'cornfederated' posters from that little disagreement twixt the states some years back & gived out thu orders these poster critters iz got ta go & i agree!! so we's auctioning 'em off to thu high bidder for any o' you southern loving folk what thinks thu south iz a gonna rise agin!!!  here's uh sneaky peeky at what's up fer bid!

bobby e. lee of course--thu elder statesman of thue south what led thu 'lost cause' for four long years

stoneywall jackson--here's ol' tommy his own self.  lee's right arm.  he got kilt by friendly fire at chancellorsville in '62

john mosby--thu 'grey ghost of thu confederacy'--spooky, ain't it?

'fighting' joe shelby--that's what he done, alright.  after thu war he made good friends with frank james

jeb stuart--lee's bestest calvary officer.  got kilt in '65 at yellow tavern by uh yankee ambush

james longstreet--known as lee's 'warhorse'.  fought with bobby in all thu big campaigns

nathan bedford forrest--favorite saying wuz "get there firstest with the mostest"!!!!!

pierre gustave beauregard--they don't come no more southern this ol' creole boy from new orleans.

now, that there's thu great 8 of thu 'cornfederacy' for you, but bless maw's little pointy head, she's a gonna pitch in two more posters ta high bidder just so's she can be shy o' these critters all thu quicker.  so bid a bunch and good luck from maw & ol' 'cotton pickin' chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!