utilikilt NEW Utilikilts Black Mocker 60 x 26 kilt BG

Brand New with Tags, from our store to you!

60 inch waist BEER GUT CUT

26 inch length

Black Mocker, very soft fabric, 65% polyester & 35% cotton

very easy care, machine wash cold and hang dry!!!!!!

Mocker

The Mocker is our answer to ubiquitous (and, should we add, tight and uncomfortable and wimpy and tremendously lame) Dockers® worn by white-collar workers all over the world

1. Design a cleaner, more refined looking Utilikilt that wouldn’t seem out of place at the office or with a shirt and tie.
2. Put in enough hidden cargo space to please even the most demanding Utilikiltarian.
   Deep Internal Slanted Pockets

For the Mocker, we took off the side cargo pockets found on other Utilikilts. (It seemed a shame to hide all those beautiful pleats.) Then we designed absolutely cavernous slanted internal pockets to hold all your gear.

How deep are these pockets? So deep you could lose an arm in them. So deep you might need a flashlight to find that cute girl’s number from the bar. So deep that you can load all the junk you want in there and it’ll all rest comfortably below your “man bits.”

And unlike a pair of pants, you can load your Mocker up with a ton of stuff without showing any sort of distracting bulge. The lines of the Mocker stay clean no matter what you carry around.

The Mocker’s pockets have been designed so that when you sit down all your stuff falls safely to the inside of your thigh. These things are secure. No more stuff falling out of your pockets and getting left behind in that restaurant booth. Heck, go ahead and do a cartwheel. You might lose your pride, but your stuff is staying where it’s supposed to.

Additionally, the Mocker features two single-welt rear pockets with the Utilikilts name subtly sewed in above the right pocket in matching thread.

Buy a Mocker and burn your Dockers® in the name of freedom!

STEP 1 : Measure Your Belt line

Run a tape measure through your belt loops (as shown in the image
above) and pull snug to get your Belt Line measurement.

STEP 2 : Measure Your Length

The waistband should sit on your hips where your pants
normally ride. The hem should rest between the bottom and center of
the kneecap. The illustration above will most often put the
length of the hem at the bottom of the kneecap (Utilikilts
lengths vary 1.5″). Use a yardstick for this measurement.

BEWARE! Bending over to read the yardstick will skew the measurement, read it
in the mirror or ask for assistance in this measurement. Good Luck