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Title:
Big Momma's House |
System: DVD
Format: CA, US
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Genre: Movie
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Rating: Teen |
Language: English |
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Condition: Excellent |
Factory Sealed:
NO |
Type: DVD |
Special|Limited Edition:
No |
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Brief Description: This DVD is complete with case and disc, and in excellent condition. Thanks
Additional Details:
No one tries very hard in Big Momma's House, so your enjoyment
of this Martin Lawrence vehicle pretty much depends on how much
amusement you're able to derive from a guy dressed up as a very ample
woman. The setup is of the eye-rolling, only-in-Hollywood nature:
Lawrence, as detective Malcolm Turner, is after a killer, and
apparently the only way to capture him is to pose as the bad guy's
ex-girlfriend's grandmother, who--the film cannot stress this point too
much--is quite large. Apparently, Sherry (Nia Long), the young woman
in question--she's as attractive as Big Momma is, well, you know--is
none too bright, for she falls for Malcolm's ruse, which of course
ostensibly amuses mainly because it's so transparent. She at least has
an excuse--she hasn't seen Big Momma in two years--but Big Momma's
oblivious friends must be functional morons. Screenwriters Darryl
Quarles and Don Rhymer didn't tax themselves very much, as they have
Malcolm-as-Big-Momma going through fairly predictable motions--botching
a meal and delivering a baby unconventionally (Big Momma's a midwife),
but ruling at basketball and self- defense and protecting Sherry while
trying vainly not to flirt with her. Paul Giamatti is wasted as
Malcolm's partner; director Raja Gosnell's clunky sense of comic rhythm
is bewildering, because he used to be an editor (he brought a similar
lack of magic to Home Alone 3). Lawrence won't have anyone forgetting Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot, Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie, or Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire anytime soon. Big Momma's House benefits mainly by being first to the marketplace ahead of Eddie Murphy's The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps; Murphy's work in prosthetics is far more accomplished, versatile, and funny. --David Kronke
Product Description Disguise is the limit.
"Martin Lawrence brings down the house" (E! Online) as crafty FBI agent
Malcolm Turner who's willing to go through thick and thin in order to
catch an escaped prisoner. "Nia Long is captivating" (Checkout.com) as
Sherry, the con's sexy former flame - she might have the skinny on
millions in stolen loot, and she's headed for Georgia to lay low for a
while. That's enough to send Malcolm deep undercover as Big Momma, an
oversized, overbearing Southern granny with an attitude as tough as her
pork chops. The result is an outrageous comedy of epic proportions,
filled with nonstop laughs and plenty of action!
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