Didn't you always want an "H2OFF Long Trench Coat by L.L. Bean"? Here's your chance at a great price and you don't even need to break it in!
After all, you'll need something nice to play "taxi mom" every day! Make your kids proud of the way you look when you pick them up from school. Yeah, park that junky clunker car around the corner where no one can see it and come prancing into the school wearing your L.L. Bean H2OFF Trench Coat! Don't look back or you'll see it still smoking & "trying" to shut itself off! Be sure to walk fast to get rid of the exhaust fumes on your clothes before entering the school. (Been there, done that...STILL doing that!)
After all, moms could use some excitement now and then & what excites a woman more than getting a "bargain"?!
Oh, and IF you're NOT a mom, this is just a sneak preview of all the "fun" you can have! This coat will still keep a "non-mother" great looking!
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"Paying retail price for a new LL Bean H2OFF trench coat for Mom...$159, (& this style no longer available)
getting a good deal on ebay...$59.95 (more like it),
seeing the joy in mom's face & tears in her eyes when she gets THIS for no reason at all...pricele$$!"
Just remember all the dirty diapers she changed of yours and she's probably STILL washing your dirty underwear! ha ha She deserves something nice for once!
Condition: Gently Worn; older model with cape
Color: PLUM
Size: Women's SMALL (6-8)
APPROXIMATE measurements are as follows:
- 32" sleeve length; measured from the middle back base of neck, across shoulder and down arm to end of cuff
- 19" from underarm to cuff
- 21" from underarm to underarm
- 39" from underarm to bottom of coat
- 15" from base of neck to bottom of cape
- 48-1/2" from base of neck to end
Stock #M311; Women's LL Bean H2OFF Trench Coat Mesh Lined
Material:
- Shell 100% Polyester
- Lining 100% Nylon
Features:
- H2OFF microfiber is lightweight, breathable, windproof, water & wrinkle resistant; yeah baby, now you can get rid of that IRON!
- 2 way zip front with snaps & storm flap
- raglan sleeves; adjustable 2 snap cuff
- long style...48" long (falls at lower calf); great for running to the grocery store late at night after you've already put your pj's on...just slip this on over them!
- 2 front welt hand pockets
- full cape & deep pleat in the back; great for flexibility in running to those sales!
- detatchable snap off hood with drawstring (so you won't embarrass your kids when picking them up!)
- packable
- rain/trench Coat