• I USUALLY SHIP ONCE A WEEK, ON FRIDAYS. I work 2 jobs plus doing ebay, so I don't have time to run to the PO every day. I will ship as time & work permits ~ I do ship at LEAST once a week. If this prevents you from giving me 5 stars for shipping time, then please DON'T bid. Items will be shipped provided payment clears, this includes PayPal payments. If I have to wait for your payment to clear, this means a delay in shipping your item; that shouldn't affect you giving me 5 stars ~ I won't ship until payment clears!! If in doubt about when an item shipped, always check the postmark ~ I shouldn't be blamed for slow delivery time by the PO.
• BUY IT NOW: I will always consider doing a buy it now ~ email me with your reasonable price offer (make sure there's at least 24 hours left on auction & no bids) Please don't waste my time or yours by offering a price even you would not accept if you were the seller.
• SHIPPING/HANDLING: I have the option to ship items via 1st class, priority, parcel post or media mail ~ I decide shipping method once I get to the post office. I am not a store, I'm just an American citizen selling on ebay to help pay my bills (right now I have a ton of medical bills to pay). Most items are sent in bubble envelopes which do cost more than those cheap yellow clasp envelopes. Plus I do put delivery confirmation on everything ~ which now costs 80 cents!! Handling fee includes: bubble envelope/box, tape, cardboard backers; backer boards, plastic bag, tape, labels, ink, foam peanuts/airbags, etc. Not all items used on all packages.
  
• TOTAL PRICE: Your winning bid + shipping/handling fees = PRICE PAID ~ if you don't feel it's a good deal, then please don't bid. Others may charge less for shipping but have a higher starting price ~ always figure out the complete price BEFORE bidding.
  
• COMBINED SHIPPING: I will always try to combine shipping to save you money. Wait to receive invoice before paying to get shipping discount. If you're still bidding, drop me an email & let me know.
  
• DELIVERY CONFIRMATION is put on all packages shipped in the U.S. If you haven't received your package 10 days after you've made payment, email me and I will send you the delivery confirmation numbers. You have to give the PO time to deliver your package. Always check the postmark if in doubt about when your package was sent ~ slow mail service by the PO isn't my fault and I shouldn't be penalized for it!!
  
• PAYMENT DUE IN 7 DAYS ~ no exceptions! Payment needs to be in my hands 7 days after I've sent your invoice. If you can't make payment in 7 days, please don't bid. Don't wait until day 7 to email me & say you're making or mailing payment ~ If I don't have payment in my hands in 7 days I will file a non-paying buyer claim. If you bid on ebay, take care of paying for the items you've won ~ ebay's not a game.
• INTERNATIONAL/CANADIAN BUYERS ~ PLEASE NOTE: I will ship outside the U.S. The PO does not offer economy shipping anymore. Please get shipping quote BEFORE placing a bid if no S/H fee is listed. PayPal payments only for buyers outside U.S. Import duties, taxes and charges are not included in the item price or shipping charges. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding/buying.
• FEEDBACK: Always check your feedback before emailing asking if your item has shipped. I put shipping dates in the feedback once I've shipped items. If you feel you need to leave neutral or negative FB, please contact me first. I do my best to keep my customers happy.
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YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY! TRADE PAPERBACK:

By Gail Simon; Published by Abouit Comics; Oct 2008; first printing; cover price $11.95; cover by Scott Shaw!

Product Description Wonder Woman's Gail Simone shreds the sacred cows of comics in this first-ever collection of her humorous prose. In this mixture of new stories and classics from her long-running online column, Simone sends up websites, Watchmen, Whiteout, and Wizard, turning her sharp wit on characters, pros, and fans alike. Includes illustrations. Includes over 30 columns, freshly laid out, many with illustrations. Simone is joined by a number of her fellow comics creators, who provide illustrations or offer up their own Condensed Comics Classics.

From back cover: "This is a book that has been long-requested, mainly by myself, but also some random others, mostly demi-people who don't get out much and don't understand what real life is about. It collects some of my classic 'humor' columns, 'satirizing' an 'industry' I knew 'nothing' about, as well as some columns that just plain 'sucked.' I like it and I'm sure you (or others less discerning) will, also! "

Surety not legally binding. Guarantee of chortles only valid if reader is naked and/or medicated and not in close proximity to Carrot
Top. Do not use YABS as a suppository except in extreme emergencies or in high def. YABS is not meant to be a replacement for an iron lung. Any mention of Rob Liefeld is strictly for purposes of hilarity.

Book never read. CHEAPEST ONE ON EBAY WHEN LISTED!! Very slight spine stress/corner blunting. Beautiful book!! Book graded as NM (or as indicated above). Picture scanned in or taken with digital camera. Some pictures have streaks in them (from the sun coming thru window!!) What you see in scan is what you are bidding on ~ I do not use stock photos ~ what you see is what you get. Some pictures may appear fuzzy, but pictures are fine when opened in Photo Impact, seem to get fuzzy when dropped into auction listing. NO RESERVE!! LOW STARTING BID!

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