Garage, game room sign

 "WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GARAGE STAYS IN THE GARAGE"....can I get an AMEN on THAT one??!  It's a man thing and we aren't given it up.  The garage is OUR territory and we're proud of it!  Knowing this, I have designed this special sign just for men who are master of their own universe...in the garage anyway.  I'm pretty sure I've covered the important stuff but you tell ME...new ideas are always welcome.  The important thing is this:  This is a quality piece of workmanship, hand made here in America.  It starts with an all aluminum 12"x18" enamel coated blank.  Standard of the industry vinyl graphics are then applied by hand.  The aluminum is .040 thick which means it's VERY rigid, nothing "cheap" about it.  It also means you can hang it indoors or outdoors with no worries.  The aluminum won't rust and the graphics won't shrink, crack, or fade for many years to come.  I think you'll get years of pleasure, conversation, and more than one laugh from it.  In fact, I'm so sure you'll be satisfied, I'll refund the purchase price if you're not.  Simply let me know within 72 hours of receipt.  I'll instruct you where to return it and refund your money upon receipt, no questions asked.  I'm sorry, I don't refund shipping for obvious reasons.  This is a limited production item.  There is no factory full of Mexicans working around the clock and they can't be bought at Walmart or any other retail outlet.  They will only be available right here, right now, and for as long as I can keep up with demand.  If demand outstrips my ability to produce, I may be forced to raise the price.  I suggest you "buy it now" if possible because the holidays are fast upon us.  You don't have to go broke this holiday season.  This is a quality gift that won't break the bank.  Please enjoy my other quality offerings here on ebay and thank you for looking.  Have a great day...: )