THE TRACKER -----------> This buyer wants to be alerted instantly the minute their item is shipped. They also request Tracking Info.
(I usually ship out within 24 hours. I print my own labels from the USPS site. Unfortunately, TRACKING IS NOT OFFERED. I do pay for Delivery Confirmation which ONLY states when your item got delivered to your door)
THE INVESTIGATOR ---------> This buyer keeps the Delivery Confirmation number handy & still treats it like a tracking number. They go to the USPS site & enter this number in the 'Track & Confirm' field. They see a message that makes them believe that their package has not been shipped yet. They email the seller in a panic.
(Again, this is NOT A TRACKING NUMBER. It is ONLY a number to determine whether or not the package ever got delivered. Please DO NOT use it as a tracking guide)
THE POLICE ---------> "The shipping looks too high for your item".
(If your TOTAL out of pocket cost will be less than other auctions you find, can't you just be happy?)
THE FLEA MARKET HOUND --------> "If I buy 2, can I get a better deal".
(If I have 2 of anything listed, I already did the math for multiples and it is already stated in the auction.)
THE BOSS --------> "I will buy 4 _____'s if you make the price $____".
(Ummm...Thanks for the offer but 'No'. The prices are already figured out unless you buy in large bulk which is usually over 100 pieces)
THE SPEED RACER --------> "I ordered my item 7 days ago and it has still not arrived. Where is it? I want a reply ASAP!
(The USPS counts in BUSINESS DAYS. (Monday - Friday) Start counting from the business day AFTER you purchased as day 1. Until the day comes where I can make hand deliveries, I am at the mercy of the USPS for a speedy delivery. Take a deep breath. It should arrive shortly)
THE THREATENER --------> "If you do not refund me, I will report you to Ebay and leave you negative feedback!"
(Take another deep breath. Didn't you ever learn about the 'Honey & Vinegar' theory?)
THE CAN'T PLEASE 'ER -------> They leave feedback similar to "This item is just 'ok' in quality" (or) "This item did nothing for me".
(So many buyers before you were happy... except you. Hmmm???)
THE WISHER ----------> This buyer leaves me a note with their payment & requests the item in Blue or Pink... but I only have it listed in Black. (If I had other colors I would state them inside the auction's description)
AND OF COURSE... THE BUYERS I PREFER 
THE APPRECIATER --------> This type of buyer thanks you so much, it brings happy tears to your eyes. (I love you guys!!)
THE ZORRO -------> Simply writes 'Thanks' as their feedback. (You buy, leave your 'mark' and you're gone)
THE REPEATER -------> This buyer comes back for seconds. (You are my favorite!)
THE ADVERTISER ---------> This buyer tells their friends & family about my great prices + service. (Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! I really do appreciate it.)
SHIPS FROM NEW YORK
No Returns Due To The Hygiene Factor - No One Wants To Buy A Used Ear Grip! (*Yuck*)
If you have a problem, please email before you effect my feedback score. I work really hard here to support myself & my toddler. Things happen! I check my email often and I am here to help you.
Kindly leave a 5 star rating with your feedback so I can keep offering you the best service!
-- VACATION TIME --
ALL ITEMS PURCHASED BETWEEN NOVEMBER 22nd - DECEMBER 1st WILL BE IMMEDIATELY SHIPPED OUT ON DECEMBER 2nd.