You've seen the Asspen Timeshare Episode, right? So you know that timeshares are a fantastic way to own property, right? And people should be arrested for passing up such a great deal, right? Go for it!

Wait, don't leave, you haven't got your free breakfast yet!

Where does Mr. Hankey live? On Kickapoo Road!

Get Your Own Piece of South Park Heaven

Yes, the REAL South Park.

You are bidding on a 1-second timeshare for just 99¢ (your choice of any second during the year, on any day you want! Full ownership available for $9.95).

Wouldn't you like to be able to say you have a nice little place in South Park? A place to come unwind?

Now you can! Yes, the real South Park in Colorado that gave its name to that TV show we hear some people watch.

Seriously, we own an amazing property in South Park.

It's on Kickapoo Road.

(Not kidding! And there's ample parking.)

Get your Official Deed of Land and several maps. Your Deed and maps will be sent to you as digital files in high-resolution color PDF and image formats for printing full-size. Makes an excellent gift, for any occasion, even Arbor Day.

So buy your timeshare now! Or upgrade to Full-time Ownership of one full square inch for only $9.95!

Buy one and leave your woes behind. No true fan of South Park can be without one.

DELIVERY OPTIONS: There is no shipping cost for digital delivery -- your deed and maps are delivered to you as high resolution color files you can print yourself. This is the standard method of delivery. Choose the $0.00 "free shipping" option for digital delivery. If you would like to have the deed certificate and maps printed and mailed to you, please choose the $9.95 shipping method.

(Wait! Don't leave until you read the FAQs.)

OR CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW without waiting for the auction to end!