1977 - FRANK ZAPPA - { THE GUY ON THE LEFT WEARING THE SAFARI HAT AND BIG NOSE } - IN A PHOTO WITH SOME UNKNOWN BALD HEADED GEEZER - { THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN AT SOME HALLOWEEN PARTY IN NEW YORK CITY } - 8 X 10 BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO PRINTED OR EXPOSED ON KODAK PHOTO PAPER - A REAL PHOTO AND NOT SOME CRAPPY LASER JET JOB BY SOME POTATO HEAD IN IDAHO - THE PHOTO IS OF THE ACTUAL PHOTO, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE MOON IS ON THAT GEEZER'S HEAD AND DOESN'T INVOLVE SOME FAT MAN'S ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS - SO GO LOOK AT IT - OK LARRY?
CAN'T REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I GOT THIS PHOTO, AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULDN'T MAKE A WHOLE HECK OF A DIFFERENCE TO YOU IF IF I DID. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THS WAS A HALLOWEEN PARTY IN NEW YORK CITY, PROBABLY FROM SOME HALLOWEEN PARTY AFTER FRANK'S BAND PLAYED AT THE PALLADIUM FROM 10-28 THRU 10-31 1977 WITH 2 SHOWS BOTH FINAL DAYS.
IT'S A PHOTO. NO TEARS. NO CREASES. NO WRITING. IT'LL THRILL YA', CLEAN YA', KEEP YA' REGULAR AND WILL LEAVE NO STALE AFTERTASTE UNLESS YOU EAT IT.
THIS PHOTO WILL BE SENT INSIDE OF A PLASTIC ENVELOPE WITH CARDBOARD BACKING, THEN PLACED IN A SPECIAL CARDBOARD MAILER WITH A CARDBOARD INSERT, NOT JUST CRAMMED INSIDE OF SOME CRAPPY ENVELOPE.
$5.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
$6.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.
JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR THOSE MISERABLE EXCUSES, SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " MY JOB CLEANING THE TOILETS AT THE LOCAL POOT 'N GO GOT OUTSOURCED TO IRAN " I'M JUST A DIRTY HIPPIE THAT THINKS EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE, SO QUIT CALLING MY MAMA NASTY NAMES AND JUST SEND THE ITEM. OK REV? " , " I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BID BUTTON WITH MY ENORMOUS NASAL APPENDAGE WHILE BENDING OVER TO PICK UP MY HAIR PIECE ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES ARE TRUE.
SEND AN E-MAIL WITH THE USUAL QUESTIONS, YEAH, NOT ONLY WAS ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO USED TO SIT ON TOILETS, BUT SOMEBODY TOLD ME ONCE THAT FRANK DID IT OFTEN, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET } AND THE MAGIC BAND PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED STUFF THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT { IF YO' MISERABLE STICK WILL EVEN STILL SHAKE } IN MY E-BAY STORE. OK LARRY?
PSSSSST........, HEY BUDDY, YEAH YOU, LARRY, YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. NOW JUST LET ME ASK YEZ, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VERY YOUNG, IN FACT RECENTLY BAKED MUFFIN FRESH FROM THE BAKERY, BEING IMMEDIATELY FORCED TO REMOVE HER ROSETTA, LEAVING HER VIRTUALLY STARK RAVING NUDE, THEN MADE TO BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM' BY A PAIR OF ARROGANT LOOKING CUPCAKES, THAT PLAN TO APPLY DISCIPLINE IN THE FORM OF A SEVERE BUTTER SPANKING ON BOTH SIDES WHILE BEING WATCHED BY SEVERAL LOAVES OF BREAD. { HEY, THERE ARE VIRTUALLY NO PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THAT }. SO IT IS NOW WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I INTRODUCE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WITH CAVERNOUS BEHINDS TO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. JUST WADDLE ON INSIDE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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