HOW TO BE A MEAN MOTHER POEM NURSERY WALL HANG ETC.

HELLO, PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE BIDDING.... THIS IS AN AUCTION FOR A "HOW TO BE A MEAN MOTHER" POEM. IT IS AN 8X10 SHEET OF HEAVY PAPER PERFECT FOR FRAMING. THIS PICTURE SHOWS IT IN A FRAME HOWEVER THE FRAME IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION. IF YOU WISH TO HAVE IT FRAMED I HAVE ONE LISTED IN ANOTHER AUCTION. THIS IS FOR THE PRINT ONLY!! I HAVE THIS HANGING IN MY 1/2 BATH AT HOME AND GET MORE COMPLIMENTS ON IT. IT SEEMS TO GET ALOT OF ATTENTION FROM THE CHILDREN WHO VISIT OUR HOUSE. I ALSO SELL THESE N MY GIFT SHOP THEY ARE VERY GOOD SELLERS. THE POEM READS AS FOLLOWS:

A MEAN MOTHER NEVER ALLOWS CANDY OR SWEETS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF A WELL BALANCED MEAL

A MEAN MOTHER INSISTS ON KNOWING WHERE HER CHILDREN ARE AT ALL TIMES, WHO THEIR FRIENDS ARE AND WHAT THEY DO.

A MEAN MOTHER BRAKES THE CHILD LABOR LAW BY MAKING  HER CHILDREN WORK WASHING DISHES MAKING BEDS LEARNING TO COOK AND DOING OTHER CRUEL AND UNPLEASANT CHORES.

A MEAN MOTHER MAKES LIFE MISERABLE FOR HER OFFSPRING BY INSISTING THAT THEY ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH.

A MEAN MOTHER PRODUCES TEENAGERS WHO ARE WISER AND MORE SENSIBLE. A MEAN MOTHER CAN SMILE WITH SECRET DELIGHT AND PRIDE WHEN SHE HEARS HER OWN GRANDCHILDREN CALL THEIR PARENTS MEAN.

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW ARE MORE MEAN MOTHERS..... AND FATHERS!!                 (AUTHOR UNKNOWN)