8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter: And Other Tips from a Beleaguered Father (Not That Any of Them Work)

by W. Bruce Cameron

W. Bruce Cameron has two teenage daughters, and parents everywhere know that means trouble. From surviving his oldest daughter's first driving lesson to chaperoning (um, spying) at a high school dance, 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter is a must-read for anyone who has been on the receiving end of a teenage girl's torturous behavior.

Parents and teenagers alike will chuckle at the familiarity of Cameron's stories, especially his dating rules: "The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool; places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns;... places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose-down parka zipped up to her chin." It's enough to make parents long for a return to the days of bunny slippers or pigtail-hair, and Cameron knows that all too well.

Some of the funniest sections are Cameron's observations about his daughters' clothing choices: "The heels you wear look like they were designed by the Society for the Promotion of Ankle Sprain. Watching you wobble atop your rickety platforms, I understand why you want me to buy you a car -- you're certainly not going to be able to walk anywhere." And every parent can identify with Cameron's trauma, as his oldest and most nightmarish daughter resists learning how to change a flat tire (according to the author, it somehow involves magic eggs from the country, axe murderers, and dead cell phones). 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter shows how you can laugh out loud along with the author through your daughters' teen years.

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