I LOVE YOU~FAKE DOG POOP I Heart U Poo ~ Weird Stuff

ST. VALENTINE'S DAY

or
FAKE DOG POOP
GIFT

or for anytime
you need to say I LOVE YOU !

I LOVE YOU HEART

I "Heart" U

3 Shapes made with our
wonderful Fake Dog Poop.

You get the "I"
You get the "Heart Shape"

You get the "U"

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 "When you want to give a crap !"
"When you don't give a crap !"

It doesn't even have to be for
ST. Valentine's Day

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Look what our dogs made:

Made out of our wonderful Fake Dog Poop Product and
comes with ONE FREE REGULAR SIZE Fake Dog Poop.
( Shown on our other listings)

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These do not smell....but they sure look like they doo! They look SO real. They have Texture and Lumps and.....they DON'T have "seams" like the molded rubber and molded plastic kind..............because these are NOT MOLDED and NOT made in China !

These are individually HAND MADE ( Yuk ! ) by our "Fake Poop Stylists". 

These pictures do not / can not / will not... do our product justice. It is MUCH MUCH MUCH better than any photo could capture, no matter how enhanced the photo is !

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No kidding.......  People really like our crap !
We also provide Fake Dog Poop for movies and commercials. We offer a quality product that looks SO REAL !  If you want the ultimate realism in Fake Dog Poop, this is it. If you just want Cheap, Cheap, Cheap, then you want the stuff from somewhere else. If you REALLY want to fool someone, you want this.

Shipped / Mailed...in a sturdy corrugated cardboard box.