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Before you dive into this auction, please be advised: you are viewing the opportunity of a pseudo-lifetime. This might never have again. Or it could happen next Tuesday. That's how these things work. Anywho. This auction is for the following: One year of handwritten letters, mailed by me to you. You choose the frequency. You want 3 letters a week? Great. You want one a day? Wonderful! You set the terms. I am your handwriting letter warrior. You are my general. Here's how it will work. You send me your address and name. I send you letters for one year. I ask you questions, you can vent to me, tell me what's going on with you, whatever. If you just want me to write you stories or jokes, I'll do it! If you want me to send hand-pressed flowers in the letter... I'll do it! If you want me to spray a hint of cologne on each letter... I'll do it! No, this is not an infomercial! This is a peculiarly wonderful opportunity. Each letter will be written with quality content and form. I am a writer and this is what I do. You're not getting some run-of-the-mill letters. You aren't getting letters mass produced at some letter sweat shop. No. These will be tailored for your pleasure. Let me describe a little about myself. I am 24, slender but strong, nice hair, light scruffy beard that is sexy and not creepy. I have a blog. I write for a living and I write in my spare time. I had open-heart surgery when I was 3 months old. Let's just say I'm not your ordinary letter-writer. After winning this auction, you email me and tell me the frequency of the letters you would like to receive. I send the first one as soon as I can, and the year begins when you receive the letter. Imagine it. You get emails all day long. But when was the last time you got a legitimate handwritten letter? Do you even like checking the mail anymore? Well you will. You will now. I will update my blog with frequent snapshots of the letters. If you have a website or facebook page, I can display your link on my blog: people will be curious as to where these letters are going! If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. This letter-receiving opportunity is ideal for: Elderly folks Stay at home moms College students away from home Inmates Students studying abroad Anyone! It is clear that you might fit into one of these categories. And if not, email me and I will adjust the list accordingly. Just think of the possibilities. You want me to draw you a dinosaur? Coming right up! You want a semi-arousing romance story? Just say the word! Good luck and thank you for looking at this auction. Go ahead. Bid. Begin the rest of your life today. Holla! |
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