Over The Hill, Age 50, Birthday Kit, Great B-Day Gift!

OVER THE HILL Birthday Kit!

All items listed will be included in the "lot" of items which you are bidding on:

1-   Loss of control kit; emergency diaper you can depend on. In case of emergency..break open (plastic gray hammer)...ont the back-If you just gotta go And you really don't know How to make your bladder comply, Just break this open And here's to hope'n You will stay dependably dry. (really funny)

2-   Tool Belt Survival Kit; Tyrd-N-Old (looks like Tylenol) for growing old pains, W-D Oldie used on creaky joints, Old 2 Day anti-fatigue pills, Magnify glass-see things clearly, Fart Alarm/Whistle for emergency flatulence, Duck Tape for sags and bags. Tools to Delay The Unavoidable Decay.

3-   50...Brush'em (toothbrush) Brush'em like you still got'em! Midlife Bites!

4-   OVER THE HILL Candle. Lookse like a tomb stone and has never been used.

5-   Old Fart Pen. When you press to write, it makes the sound of a fart.

6-   Ribbon. Look Who's 50

7-   72" (6 foot) Long Black and Gold Tinsel Boa

All items listed were given as a gift, yet never used. Great "gag" gift; sure to get some laughs!

NO REFUNDS....NO RETURNS....if you have any questions; PLEASE ask before bidding!