BUTT thinking of you funny stamp WEIGHT loss CHOCOLATE - eBay (item 290366457263 end time Nov-08-09 13:39:19 PST)


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Be sure to sign up to receive SECOND CHANCE OFFERS... Those happen when the flaky Winner does not pay OR the Seller has more than one of the item. You can only receive them by signing up for them: Go into "My E-bay" (meaning yours) and look for the ACCOUNT link that looks like a folder at the top left of your page... click on "Notification Preferences" and then towards the bottom click on "Member-to-Member Communications," then look for the link for receiving Second Chance Offers. I have scored LOTS of cool items myself by receiving Second Chance Offers on things I thought I'd missed out on!!!!! =)

DISCLAIMER... BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN ONE OF MY STAMPS (No one is more humble than I am): I will combine shipping on your first 3 auctions (that end within 3 days of each other) and then we start over... sorry but I can't handle it when bidders win 5 or more of my listings and then have the NERVE to back out of the sale @#$%^&*!!!!!!! So I have this rule to protect myself, thanks for understanding. I work very hard at running this operation (and I'm a mom of three) so bear with me, I'm actually very easy to work with! Ask anyone! =)

Hello~ Up for auction is a fun unmounted polymer stamp (no wood, no foam, no label, just the rubber People!!) that says:

If I had a piece of chocolate
every time I thought of you, I'd
have a butt the size of Texas.

BUH HUH HUH!!! Great for mail art!!!! CHECK OUT MY OTHER FUN AND NEW STAMPS!!!! I SPECIALIZE IN FUNNY ONES! I am into coffee stamps, I have CUPCAKE sayings, MAIL ART stamps, CHOCOLATE stamps!!! Okay calm down, they're not REAL chocolate, they are ABOUT chocolate!!! I have MANY MANY to list so keep checking back b/c heck, I'm only one person, I have three kids, I can't list ALL THE NEW ONES today.

Shipping is a mere $1.25 which goes towards packaging, chocolate-covered pretzels, listing and final value fees, Paypal fees, postage, and perhaps a cup of coffee. =) IF YOU THINK MY SHIPPING IS UNFAIR, THEN FOR PETE'S SAKE PEOPLE (who IS Pete, anyway) DON'T PLACE A BID!!! I mean REALLY!!! Of course I have to cover my costs, or why sell???? It is more unfair to bid and then whine about the shipping when it is CLEARLY LISTED!!! Okay, was I yelling? Sorry, it is just frustrating to deal with whiners who have no legitimate excuse to whine. I will ship this in a #10 FUNNY STAMPED envelope with .64 cents worth of postage. If that is going to "fry your pan" b/c I charged $1.25 shipping, just don't bid, K? Thanks. Seriously. Sooo appreciate you NOT bidding, rather than winning and bashing me in FEEDBACK. And just so you know, I don't GOUGE my shipping up front to allow for combined shipping... I don't think that is fair to the person who only wins one of my auctions! Seriously! So if you win more than one I will reduce it by a little but please don't get bent out of shape if it isn't as much as you think it should be... Even when two stamps are in the SAME ENVELOPE, I still get charged LISTING FEES, FINAL VALUE FEES, AND PAYPAL FEES on EVERY AUCTION! And did you know Paypal fees are higher when the amount of the sale is higher? So even when you pay together, it is still costing the Sellers MO money? Yes! So please try to be understanding. If anyone read all the way to here... you're the BEST!!! =)

Please pay within 5 days, I will ship within four from California... so be realistic on the time frame okay? And let's get creative with our feedback people... "item received as described" is pretty boring!!! It does not indicate whether or not you are happy with the product, the service, the Seller? Let people know if you are happy! =0 And hey, if you read this whooooole listing... YOU ROCK!!! =) And hey, if you feel far from God, guess who moved?

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Shipping and handling

Item location: Ramona, California, United States

Shipping to: United States

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Shipping and handling	To	Service	Estimated delivery*
US $1.25	United States	US Postal Service First Class Mail^®	5-8 business days after seller receives cleared payment

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Domestic handling time

Will usually ship within 3 business days of receiving cleared payment.

Return policy

Item must be returned within	Refund will be given as	Return policy details
7 days after the buyer receives it	Money Back	=)
The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs.

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CONGRATS ON WINNING!!! Paypal is great or you can clean my house. =) Thanks for your bidness, you are appreciated!!!