WAY WITH WORDS funny rubber stamp MAIL ART post elegant

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Be sure to sign up to receive SECOND CHANCE OFFERS...  Those happen when the flaky Winner does not pay OR the Seller has more than one of the item.  You can only receive them by signing up for them: Go into "my account" (meaning yours) then into Preferences and Member-to-Member Communications, click to Receive Second Chance Offers.  I have scored LOTS of cool items myself by receiving Second Chance Offers on things I thought I'd missed out on!!!!!    =)

Up for auction is a funny unmounted stamp (no foam or wood, just the polymer). It says:


Funny fun for MAIL ART!!!  People love getting mail from me (no really, they do!) because I stamp up my mail with funny fun stuff like this!!   (I also sell a funny stamp that says "I never finish anythi").   I specialize in HILARIOUS stamps so go check out my stuff!  If you REALLY WANT THIS STAMP be sure to bid high in case you are not home when the auction ends... don't cha just HATE IT when you lose out by less than a dollar?

CHECK OUT MY OTHER FUN AND NEW STAMPS!!!! I SPECIALIZE IN FUNNY ONES!  I am into coffee stamps, I have CUPCAKE sayings, MAIL ART stamps, CHOCOLATE stamps!!!  Okay calm down, they're not REAL chocolate, they are ABOUT chocolate!!! I have MANY MANY to list so keep checking back b/c heck, I'm only one person, I have three kids, I can't list ALL THE NEW ONES today. 

I WILL COMBINE YOUR FIRST 3 AUCTIONS THAT END WITHIN 3 DAYS OF EACH OTHER... then we start over.   I will keep combining, I just need you to pay as you go.  Sorry but I've had a myriad (I like that word) of bidders win 5 or 6 auctions and then back out of the sale!!! (Who DOES that! So rude)  So thanks for understanding, maximum of THREE combined.  You're the breast!  (I have that on a stamp too!)

Shipping is a mere $1.25 which goes towards packaging, onions, listing and final value fees, pork roast, Paypal fees, postage, and perhaps a cup of coffee.   =)  IF YOU THINK MY SHIPPING IS UNFAIR, THEN FOR PETE'S SAKE PEOPLE (who IS Pete, anyway) DON'T PLACE A BID!!!  I mean REALLY!!! Of course I have to cover my costs, or why sell????   It is more unfair to bid and then whine about the shipping when it is CLEARLY LISTED!!!  Okay, was I yelling?  Sorry, it is just frustrating to deal with whiners who have no legitimate excuse to whine. I will ship this in a FUNNY STAMPED envelope with .64 cents worth of postage.  If that is going to "fry your pan" b/c I charged $1.25 shipping, just don't bid, K?  Thanks.  Seriously.  Sooo grateful.  You're the breast.  Really.  You are.  =)  And just so you know, I don't  GOUGE my shipping up front to allow for combined shipping... I don't think that is fair to the person who only wins one of my auctions!  Seriously!  So if you win more than one I will reduce it by a little but please don't get bent out of shape if it isn't as much as you think it should be...  Even when two stamps are in the SAME ENVELOPE, I still get charged LISTING FEES, FINAL VALUE FEES, AND PAYPAL FEES on EVERY AUCTION!  And did you know Paypal fees are higher when the amount of the sale is higher?  So even when you pay together, it is still costing the Sellers money?  Yes!  So please try to be understanding.  If anyone read all the way to here... you're the BEST!!!   =)

Please pay within 5 days, I will ship within four FROM CALIFORNIA.  Please check your postmark, I ship right after you pay, it takes awhile to receive if you are back east!  And let's get creative with our feedback people...  "item received as described" is pretty boring!!!  It does not indicate whether or not you are happy with the product, the service, the Seller?  Let people know if you are happy!  =0  And hey, if you read this whooooole listing... what the HECK????  ARE YOU NUTS???  Okay, no, I'm just kidding!  YOU ROCK!!!   =)