WELCOME TO DIPLOMA WORLD
THESE AWESOME DIPLOMAS MAKE UNIQUE, INEXPENSIVE GIFTS. GREAT FOR BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, GRADUATIONS OR ANY TIME YOU WANT TO GIVE A PERSONALIZED GIFT. YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL LOVE THEM.
THESE DIPLOMAS LOOK REAL BUT THEY ARE NOVELTY DIPLOMAS. DO NOT ASK ME TO MAKE ONE FROM A REAL UNIVERSITY BECAUSE I CANNOT LEGALLY DO SO.
DIDN'T YOU MOTHER ALWAYS WANT YOU TO BECOME A DOCTOR. WELL, NOW HER WISH CAN COME TRUE. THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT BE A MEDICAL DOCTOR YOU CAN STILL HAVE THAT DOCTORATE DEGREE. THE ONLY DIFFERANCE IS THAT IT WILL BE IN A VOCATION THAT YOU LIKE. MAYBE CHASING GIRLS, HITTING HOMEREUNS, GETTING HIGH, BETTING ON THE HORSES OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU MIGHT WANT. THIS PARTICLAR DIPLOMA IS FROM THE MYTHICAL ALCOHOL STATE UNIVERSITY AND STATES THAT THE RECIPIENT HAS EARNED A DOCTORATE OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION DEGREE.
I WILL MAKE WHATEVER YOU REQUEST. MAYBE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES SHOPPING OR YOUR FATHER IS A POKER PLAYER, MAYBE YOUR MOTHER LIKES TO CROCHET OR YOUR BEST FRIEND THINKS HE IS A PLAYER. I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA. THINK OF ANYBODY AND I BET YOU CAN THINK OF A DIPLOMA JUST FOR THAT PERSON.
THESE DIPLOMAS ARE MADE FROM REAL UNIVERSITY DIPLOMA SOFTWARE AND MORE THAN LIKELY LOOKS BETTER AND MORE LEGITIMATE THAN YOUR OWN COLLEGE DIPLOMA.
AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE I AM LEAVING THE NAMES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY AND OTHERS BLANK FOR YOU TO WRITE IN YOURSELF. JUST USE A BLACK PEN AND WRITE WHATEVER NAMES YOU WANT, IT'S MORE PERSONALIZED TO HAVE REAL HANDWRITTEN SIGNATURES .
THEY LOOK GREAT ON OFFICE, BEDROOM, REC ROOM OR DORM WALLS.
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF WHAT OTHERS HAVE ORDERED:
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UNIVERSITY OF LOVEMAKING - DOCTORATE OF SEXUAL PERFECTION
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BASEBALL UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF HOMERUN HITTING
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TOBACCO STATE UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF CHAINSMOKING
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STUD STATE UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF PICKING UP THE LADIES
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PIMP STATE UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF PIMPING
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UNIVERSITY OF LIFE - DOCTORATE OF HUSBAND NAGGING
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LANE STATE UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF BOWLING
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POKER UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF TEXAS HOLDUM
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MASTERCARD UNIVERSITY - DOCTORATE OF SHOPPING
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SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX - DOCTORATE OF CARPENTRY
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YOU GET THE IDEA, JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN ORDERING WHAT YOU WANT THE UNIVERSITY NAME AND DEGREE TO READ. I WILL PRINT WHATEVER YOU REQUEST AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A REAL UNIVERSITY NAME/DEGREE.AN EXAMPLE IS (UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK WITH A DEGREE IN ACCOUNTING) I WILL NOT MAKE SOMETHING UP LIKE THIS SO PLEASE DONT ASK. THESE DIPLOMAS DO LOOK REAL BUT THEY ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY
THEY MAKE GREAT CONVERSATION PIECES !
ALL OF OUR DIPLOMAS ARE PRINTED ON PROFESSIONAL PRINTING EQUIPMENT. WE USE THE BEST INKS AND THE FINEST PAPERS. THAT'S WHY OUR DIPLOMAS ARE THE BEST ON EBAY. THE PICTURE IN THE AD DOESN'T DO IT JUSTICE.
CHECK OUT OUR FEEDBACK !
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
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THE NAME AND GRADUATION DATE THAT YOU WANT ON THE DIPLOMA, IF NO NAME OR DATE IS SPECIFIED I WILL USE THE BUYERS NAME AND THE PRESENT DATE
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I OFFER THIS DIPLOMA ON PARCHMENT PAPER OR GLOSSY WHITE PAPER. TELL ME WHICH PAPER YOU WANT THE DIPLOMA PRINTED ON, IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY WHICH PAPER I WILL SEND IT ON THE PARCHMENT PAPER
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TELL ME THE UNIVERSITY NAME/ DEGREE
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LIKE I STATED EARLIER I WILL PRINT WHATEVER YOU REQUEST- EXCEPT, I WILL NOT PUT A REAL UNIVERSITY NAME ON THE DIPLOMA- ( YALE, HARVARD, ETC.) SO PLEASE DON'T ASK
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PLEASE INCLUDE ALL THE INFO I WILL NEED TO MAKE YOUR DIPLOMA IN THE NOTE SECTION OF THE PAYPAL PAYMENT BOX.
WANT A FREE DIPLOMA ?
ORDER ANY TWO OF OUR DIPLOMAS AND GET A THIRD FOR FREE. THIS PERTAINS TO ANY OF OUR DIPLOMAS. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SALE JUST ORDER ANY TWO DIPLOMAS (DON'T ORDER THREE, IF YOU ORDER THREE I WILL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THREE ). WITH YOUR PAYMENT INCLUDE A NOTE TELLING ME WHICH DIPLOMA YOU WANT FOR FREE AND THE NAME AND DATE THAT YOU WANT ON IT. IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE BUYER TO REQUEST THIS FREE DIPLOMA, IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO REQUEST IT ONCE THE ORDER SHIPS.
ALL OF OUR DIPLOMAS COME WITH A FULL NO QUESTIONS ASKED MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. RETURN WITHIN 30 DAYS FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER AND RECEIVE A FULL REFUND.
WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE: