My Boring-Ass Life - The Candid Diary of Kevin Smith

My Boring-ASS Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith

Silent Bob is Back!!  Kevin Smith, the award-winning screenwriter and director of Clerks, Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back shares his x-rated thoughts in this, his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!!

Lewd, crude and hilariously rude, Smith pulls no punches in this in-your-face expose' of his far from boring-ass life. OK, so he does spend long periods lying in bed watching his TiVo, but he also manges to:

 - Make and release Clerks II

 - Tell the story of 'Me and My Shadow": the acclaimed account of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes's drug addiction

 - Serve time (on a jury)

 - Score acting gigs opposite Jennifer Garner and his idol Bruce Willis

 - Get caught stealing donuts by Burt Reynolds

Also revealed are his views on the perils of the strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his unnatural love of Star Wars.....and so much more!!!

**This book is brand new, never been read...Just didn't have time...Kevin Smith rocks though, so I'm sure it'll be a great read for any Smith fan!!  Retail price was $14.95....Sacrificing to make space...